1x03 The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand) - Police Squad! Episode Guide

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Police Squad!

- Episode 01x03

Episode: 01x03
Title: The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 005
First Aired: Mar. 18, 1982

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Police Squad! - 01x03 The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

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01x03 - The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

Det. Frank Drebin: [narrating] Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty.

Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

Tommy Lasorda: It's my pitching, Johnny. You think I need another starter?
Johnny the Snitch: How should I know?

Johnny the Snitch: The rigors of a full season on a four-man rotation are just too demanding. You need a left-handed swing man to fill your long relief spot. Give him an occasional start and it'll round out your staff nicely.
Tommy Lasorda: You're talking about a guy like Gossage, aren't you, Johnny?
Johnny the Snitch: Oh, come on Tommy, use your head! Gossage is right-handed and besides, he can't throw more than two innings! Here's the names of five southpaws with career ERA's under 2.93. And you wouldn't have been in this mess if you hadn't given up Tommy John.

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