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Played by:   Alan North

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Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise) Capt. Ed Hocken: Frank, I know you got Sally's arrest record from RNI, but how did you ever figure out she was the one behind the loan office heist? Det. Frank Drebin: Just a little hunch back at the office. Capt. Ed Hocken: I thought so. Because I brought that little hunchback with me. Charlie, come out here! Det. Frank Drebin: Charlie! Thanks for the tip.

Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise) Mrs. Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years? Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. Usual slurs, rumors, innuendos - people didn't understand. [to camera] Ran him outta town like a common pygmy. Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies? Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him. Det. Frank Drebin: [Continues, to camera] Sure, he was a physical education major but but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note. Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey? Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did. Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch. Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same. [wistfully] You can't go back.

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