Capt. Ed Hocken

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Alan North

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Season 1, Episode 01	Season 1, Episode 04
Season 1, Episode 06	Season 1, Episode 05

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01x01 - A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)

Season 1 / Episode 1: - A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)

Mrs. Twice: Oh, poor Ralph! Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful man for fourteen years?
Det. Frank Drebin: No, I can't say that I do. I did live with a guy once, though, but that was just for a couple of years. Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos - people didn't understand. [to camera] Ran him outta town like a common pygmy.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Did he have any enemies?
Mrs. Twice: Well the Democrats didn't like him.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera] Sure, he was a physical education major but he had a mind! He could think, he wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. He got married, you know, later - had three kids. Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?
Mrs. Twice: [crying] No, no he never did.
Capt. Ed Hocken: It was just a hunch.
Det. Frank Drebin: [continues, to camera] I told him she was wrong. And that youngest boy, just like his father. Football hero. Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same. [wistfully] You can't go back.

01x05 - Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood)

Season 1 / Episode 5: - Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood)

Det. Frank Drebin: Now let's say a new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, opens up a shop.
Capt. Ed Hocken: OK...
Det. Frank Drebin, Capt. Ed Hocken: A new merchant moves into the neighbourhood, and opens up a shop.
Det. Frank Drebin: Then let's say that merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.
Capt. Ed Hocken: All right.
Det. Frank Drebin, Capt. Ed Hocken: That merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.

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