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	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Brainy Jack Pinky: Ring around the Pinky Brain is really stinky.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Brain's Way The Brain: Pinky, what rhymes with June? Pinky: I'm busy, Brain! The Brain: Well, what are you doing? Pinky: Oh, just hitting a balloon with a spoon while I croon a tune to this baboon by the light of the moon. The Brain: Well, will you be done soon? Pinky: Oh, about noon. Why? The Brain: What rhymes with June? Pinky: [pause] No it doesn't. The Brain: Gah, I'll make it April.
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Brain's Way The Brain: [singing] Baboon, spitoon, balloon / Harpoon, typhoon, lagoon / Boon, June, goon, noon, loon, prune, soon... Singers: It must be... April!
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Brain's Way Singers: It's the Schadenfreude Polka / The Schadenfreude Polka! The Brain: When they fall upon the ground / You just laugh and dance around. The Brain, Singers: Dance the Schadenfreude Polka!
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Brain Storm Maurice: Nyert
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Brain Storm The Brain: I haven't created a monster, I've created another Pinky.
	Season 3 / Episode 9: - All You Need Is Narf Jakob: [repeated throughout episode] That wouldst be idleness
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Where The Deer and The Mousealopes Play The Brain: Sometimes I think I'd be more productive if my sidekick were a pliant corndog. The Brain: Sometimes I think my sidekick IS a pliant corndog...
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Brain of the Future The Brain: Hello Jelly Fellow
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Pinky: [Brain has just told Pinky of his DNA being present as well] I'm a mommy, I'm a mommy. The Brain: Pinky that's absurd. You are nothing of the kind. His chromosones just happen to share both our genetic mater... AAAAAAAAAH! My Lord, you are it's mommy.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Pinky: Careful, Brain. I sprained a muscle. The Brain: You mean the one in your head? Pinky: Exactly! It was last week when I had that idea. What was it again? Aaah! I did it again. Zort!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: Imagine thousands of mes focused on the same goal. Pinky: Doing a one-man show? The Brain: No, Pinky. To take over the world! Pinky: Egad, Brain! You mean...? The Brain: Yes. I'm franchising.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Adult Romy: Hey, Don McLean. My levee is dry.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Erb: Aah! He bit me! The circus freak bit me! Adult Romy: That's right. Now you're a circus freak! [Erb runs away] Anyone else want circus in their blood? [others run away; only Bunny remains] Bunny: I've had my shots.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Pinky: [on Bunny's appartment] Brain, this place... The Brain: Yes. It's like something the Guggenheim threw up. Pinky: Then fed to its young.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: [while attempting to keep a cloning machine door from flying open] Unh! Pinky! Push Pinky Push! Pinky: [groaning to keep it closed] Hoo hoo hee hee! Hoo hoo hee hee!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world! Pinky: Ohh, not tonight Brain. I have a headache.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Computer Voice: File's Done. You've got a male.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: [after realizing that Pinky's DNA has corrupted his clone] Be afraid. Be very afraid.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: Since it represents the first phase of my plan, we'll call it Roman Numeral One. Pinky: Roman Numeral One. Roman... Romy!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze Pinky: Information? Yes, hello. I'd like the number of the La Leche League, please.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - The Maze The Brain: What in the name of all that is good and sweet in Odin's beard is that?
	Unknown Episode: The Brain: So you sacked the cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker? Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki kicky sack sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Tokyo Grows The Brain: Pinky, what were you doing up there? Pinky: I was having a devil of a time cleaning the chimney. The Brain: We don't have a chimney. Pinky: Well, there you are then. The Brain: No, Pinky, there you are. I am absolutely nowhere near that vicinity.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Tokyo Grows Pinky: So, what are we doing to do tonight, Brain? The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Pinky: What's that? The Brain: I have no idea. Pinky: Poit. The Brain: Narf.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Tokyo Grows The Brain: [after seeing some scientists miniaturize TVs with a ray] This equipment is the perfect thing for my plan to take over the world! Pinky: You mean you're gonna shrink electronics so only mice can use them? The Brain: Don't be absurd, Pinky. There's no future in miniaturization, it's big things that strike the world with terror. Like that ridiculous legend of Gollyzilla that humans hopelessly hang on to. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain. But I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the Union.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Tokyo Grows The Brain: [just rewired the miniaturization ray to make it into a growth ray] You ready, Pinky? Pinky: [Pinky jumps into the center of the room where the ray is pointed, wearing a monster outfit] Raaaaar! Woooooo! Pretty scary, huh, Brain? The Brain: [sarcastically] Yes, Pinky. Terrifying. Stand by. [activates the growth ray; seconds later, Pinky is halfway up out of the whole lab; looks around] Pinky: Where are you, Brain. I can't see you... The Brain: I'm down... [Pinky steps on him] Pinky: Hold on, Brain. I've got some gum on my shoe. [peels The Brain off his foot and holds him up to his face] The Brain: Apparently, your IQ didn't grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Das Mouse The Brain: This is our position. This is the wreck of the Titanic. Pinky: Egad, Brain. It's so close. We'll get there before you can yell "Poit". The Brain: We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit", Pinky.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Das Mouse Pinky: Narf! The Brain: What is narf? Please tell me. Pinky: Well, it's like "Zort!", or "Poit!"
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Das Mouse The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug up here from last time.

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