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	Unknown Episode: Phineas: We're fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap. [chuckles] Meap. He's the most adorable thing in the world! Isabella: Really? Are you sure there's nothing or no one that's more adorable? Phineas: No. Not a chance.
	Unknown Episode: Narrator: In a world. There, I said it. Happy?
	Unknown Episode: Mom: [to Candace] You think you feel ridiculous? I'm carrying a jakalope into a lawn mower store.
	Unknown Episode: Norm: Does someone need a hug? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Of course not, you glorified waffle iron!
	Unknown Episode: Ferb: [after Perry accidentally hits a button on the Rainbowinator, causing it to explode] You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.
	Unknown Episode: Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [about miniature city] Heinz, you made a plush model? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I had a lot of felt! Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Well, at least it holds together. Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me!
	Unknown Episode: Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [muffled] Okay honey, I'll see you at feh. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: You'll see me at 'five'? Charlene Doofenshmirtz: No, feh. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Four'? Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Feh! Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: 'Feh'? Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, feh. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [confused] Okay... I'll see you at... feh.
	Unknown Episode: Perry the Platypus: [sneezes] Phineas: Bless you Perry the Platypus!
	Unknown Episode: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [wearing Candace's clothes] I look like a walking candy cane!
	Unknown Episode: Candace: [in Perry's body] Am I sweating milk? Being a platypus is so gross!
	Unknown Episode: Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: A teenage girl? [Perry dons his signature hat] Perry the Teenage Girl?
	Unknown Episode: Stacy: Listen up, twerps! Just because Candace is sick doesn't mean you can get away with anything! I am now her eyes, ears and mouth. Basically, I'm her whole face.
	Unknown Episode: Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [as Perry, in Candace's body, tries to attack him] Ha! You don't have a tail anymore! Now you're no match for me! But wait a minute, I... I can't hit a girl. Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Did you have that purse when you came in? Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well, I'm out of here. Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: What just happened?
	Unknown Episode: Candace: How did you get so big? And why is my hand green? [Candace looks into a mirror and screams] I'm an ugly, smelly platypus!
	Season 1 / Episode 30: - Got Game?/CometKermilian Phineas: Ferb and I are going to use a laser to carve our faces in the comet, so that when it passes over again in 73.5 years our grandchildren will see it. By the way my parents are cooking outdoor steaks for everyone. What do you think Isabella? Isabella: You had me at "our grandchildren". Phineas: Huh? Isabella: Steaks! You had me at "steaks".
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Traffic Cam Caper/ Bowl-R-Rama Drama Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [dressed as a penguin] I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Traffic Cam Caper/ Bowl-R-Rama Drama Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: As they say in Mexico, "Dosvidanya!" Down there, that's two vidanyas.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Traffic Cam Caper/ Bowl-R-Rama Drama Candace: Just wait till Mom hears about... Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-o-Rama, then she'll have to believe me! [Candace has a fantasy about her certain victory] Mom: Oh, Candace, you were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you. Dad: And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have my permission to ruin us financially. Jeremy: Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me? [back to reality] Phineas: So you wanna give it a try? Candace: I do, Jeremy... I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Traffic Cam Caper/ Bowl-R-Rama Drama Phineas: Who's the tiger?
	Season 1 / Episode 23: - Tree to Get Ready Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the treehouse.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Dude, We're Gettin' the Band Back Together! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: So what's this? Danny: This is psychedelia. It's where the guitar solo came from. Phineas: No. I mean what's with all the colors? Danny: [stops playing] I have no idea.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: Candace, what are you doing? Candace: Running for my life, what does it look like?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Candace: Phineas, where's this rescue party of yours? Phineas: Come to think of it, I may have misspelt "time machine" in the plans. Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Candace: [picking up an electrical cord when the time machine doesn't work] You built a time machine that has to be PLUGGED IN?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Django: [sitting outside, on the steps] You got tossed out too, huh? Candace: Yeah, for yelling. Django: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore. Candace: Why'd you get tossed out? Django: Stole a pterodactyl. It's not like I yelled.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: [when the time machine transports them] Well, it's working now. Candace: What? What's working? [walks up to a T-Rex and runs back] Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. TAKE ME HOME! Phineas: Sure Candace. No problem. Ferb: [after the T-Rex stomps on the time machine] This could be a problem.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: [seeing the T-Rex directly over them] What ever you do... keep your voices low and no sudden movements. Candace: [panics hysterically and runs off] Ahhhhhhhhh! Phineas: Wow! It worked. Let's go save Candace. Follow that T-Rex!... Wait, we don't have helmets.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: [at the museum] Gadgets through the ages. This exhibit was made for us, Ferb.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: [being carried by a brontosaurus-like dinosaur] Hey, what a stroke of luck. Look! Candace: And how is THIS better? Phineas: This one is a vegetarian. Candace: So, it's not going to eat us? Phineas: [happy] Nope.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - It's About Time! (Part 1 & 2) Phineas: [looking around at the prehistoric world] Wow! Isn't this amazing? Candace: You guys better figure out a way to get us home. "Cause if we don't get home, I can't bust you for this!

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