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	Unknown Episode: Phil Diffy, Keely Teslow: Cutest Couple? Keely Teslow: We do kinda hang out a lot... together. Phil Diffy: Yeah. I guess someone could... mistakenly... think we're one of... those things Keely Teslow: Yes yes, they definetly could... mistakenly Phil Diffy: Unless... do you want to be a couple? Keely Teslow: No! Phil Diffy: No... Keely Teslow: Do you? Phil Diffy: No... Keely Teslow: Yes! Phil Diffy: Yes? Keely Teslow: I do! Phil Diffy: Me too! Keely Teslow: Yay, we're a couple! Phil Diffy: Shh! Keely Teslow: Phil, the whole school just voted us cutest couple. I think they know.
	Unknown Episode: Phil Diffy: [Phil is sleeping on the way back to 2121. He suddenly wakes up, wide eyed] Uh-oh. Pim Diffy: Uh-oh. Barbara Diffy: What are you two- uh-oh. Lloyd Diffy: That's three 'uh-oh's; what's the matter. Phil Diffy: I think we forgot something. Lloyd Diffy: [Turns around, looking for something] You know we could just keep on going. Barbara Diffy: Lloyd. Curtis: [Curtis enters the former Diffy household, and opens the fridge. He suddenly pops his head up with a chicken leg in his mouth] Hello? Anybody... home...
	Unknown Episode: Keely Teslow: [doing the morning announcements] Cutest couple: Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy... WHAT THE?
	Unknown Episode: Keely Teslow: Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going? Phil Diffy: No, no I'm still going. Keely Teslow: Oh. Phil Diffy: I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real. Keely Teslow: Yeah Phil Diffy: [kisses her passionately and everyone cheers]
	Unknown Episode: Phil Diffy: [Walks into the house happyily and goes over to hig Barbara and Pim] Hello wonderful family, sweet sweet Pim. Pim Diffy: [Pushes Phil away in disgust] Ew! Phil Diffy: Doesn't everything seem more colorful today? Barbara Diffy: Phil we've got some great news! Phil Diffy: And so do I... Keely and I are [dramatic pause] together! Barbara Diffy: [Runs over to hug Phil in delight] Oh honey that's so wonderful! [Face then falls] In a horribly sad and heart-wrenching way. Phil Diffy: Why? Pim Diffy: We're going home! Still up for that hug? [holds arms out]
	Unknown Episode: Pim Diffy: [Watches Lloyd dissapear in the time machine and sighs] I'm going to miss him. I'd have to say dad had his moments, he was a big hearted man, an honest man, a tall man. Barbara Diffy: Pim! Pim Diffy: Just saying... that guy at the grocery store thinks you're cute and he is Ri-ich!
	Unknown Episode: Lloyd Diffy: [Holds up hammer above time engine then gasps when he sees another hammer] Barb! What are you doing with that hammer? Barbara Diffy: Thought I might try to open a coconut, I was in the mood for coconut [looks at Llyod] What were you doing with your hammer? Lloyd Diffy: [chuckles nervously] Uh also a coconut, its funny huh? Phil Diffy: [Enters kitchen and turns on the light] What's going on? Barbara Diffy, Lloyd Diffy: Nothing... nothing Phil Diffy: You guys were about to destroy the time engine! Lloyd Diffy: No no! Coconuts!
	Unknown Episode: Lloyd Diffy: [Goes over to Phil and puts and arm around him] Hey buddy, your mom and I are so proud of you and how you've grown into such a responsible young man. Phil Diffy: Well then you better go back to bed before you start seeing me start crying. Pim Diffy: [Groggily walks into kitchen] What's going on? Barbara Diffy: Hey sweetie what are you doing up? Pim Diffy: Um... [sledgehammer drops onto the floor] ok, who else used the coconut excuse?
	Unknown Episode: Phil Diffy: [looks at Keely] I gotta go, my dad's waiting in the time machine [record scratches and Phil and Keely look nervously at the school camera] Time machine ride... at the amusement park!
	Unknown Episode: Phil Diffy: [pulls Keely into a hug] Keely Teslow: [whispers in Phil's ear, so that only he could hear] In the future will you wait for me? Phil Diffy: But... Won't you be really, really old? [Keely gives him a knowing look, and smirks] Phil Diffy: But that shouldn't matter... [smiles] See ya, Salt. Keely Teslow: See ya, Pepper. [pulls him into one last kiss]
	Season 2 / Episode 22: - Back to the Future (Not the Movie) Kyle: Prank-pulling is in my blood. Pim Diffy: It is my blood.
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Not-So-Great Great Great Grandpa Keely Teslow: Phil! You can't go around stealing people's burritos!
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Not-So-Great Great Great Grandpa Phil Diffy: [Phil runs up to some kid and grabs his burrito abruptly, thinking it's his missing Wizard, while burrito contents spill onto the floor] Uh... Burrito Police! Routine Spot inspection... you're free to go. Keely Teslow: Phil! You can't just go around grabbing people's burritos!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Where's the WIZRD? Pim Diffy, Phil Diffy: Dad! Phil Diffy: Dad... Pim's being nice to me. Lloyd Diffy: Pim stop being nice to your brother! Pim Diffy: [Covers mouth with her hand] I can't help it! Lloyd Diffy: Then Phil whatever you're doing to make your sister be nice to you, knock it off. [scoffs then walks away]
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Where's the WIZRD? Pim Diffy: [Holds arms out to Phil] What could be better then giving your baby sister a hug? Phil Diffy: [Stops her from hugging him] Let's see, getting my teeth drilled, falling on broken glass, licking a cactus. Phil Diffy: [Credits start, but he stops them and looks at the camera] I'm not finished. Slamming my hand in a car door, pouring salt on a paper cut, wrestling a porcupine. Phil Diffy: [Looks back at camera] I'm done.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Where's the WIZRD? Phil Diffy: [Pulls Pim into an empty classroom] Pim something is really wrong with us! Pim Diffy: First of all it's lil' Pim. And second of all [jumps off desk] I know! I can't stop being nice to him! Phil Diffy: [Smiles at Pim sweetly] It's ok, you're really pretty when you're nice [Runs hands through hair and face] Aaah! The lies keep getting bigger!
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Where's the WIZRD? Lloyd Diffy: [talks to Pim and Phil through the communicator] It's a future disease, it's not dangerous. It affects your personality, changes it temporarily. Phil, usually a straight shooter is now a despicable liar. Phil Diffy: Hah! Excellent! Lloyd Diffy: And Pim brace yourself, you're now the daughter that every parent dreams of. Pim Diffy: I love you daddy. Lloyd Diffy: Wow, you really have it a bad.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Where's the WIZRD? Lloyd Diffy: [Throw telephone into the dishwasher] We're all allowed to use the phone! Phil Diffy: Dad! You've gotta ignore me alright? I've got to find... [Struggles with trying not to lie] lose Keely! Some guy didn't ask her out and now I have to let them go! Lloyd Diffy: [Slapping his cheeks] Focus Lloyd! Lloyd Diffy: [looks at Phil] Alright some guy... Phil Diffy: [Nodding happily] No! Lloyd Diffy: Asked Keely out... Phil Diffy: [Nodding harder] No! Lloyd Diffy: And if you don't stop her they'll be out on a date! Phil Diffy: [Nodding and smiling] You're totally missing the point! Lloyd Diffy: [Starts lying] Well son you I know couldn't care less but you can go [locks the backdoor and guards it] Phil Diffy: [Give his dad a death glare] You've really mad me happy Dad.
	Season 2 / Episode 19: - Ill of the Future Lloyd Diffy, Phil Diffy, Barbara Diffy: [singing] Happy Nird-Day. Happy Nird-Day. You're brand new. You're brand new. Your code is in the system, you've got global wisdom. Good for you! Good for You!
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Happy Nir-Day Keely Teslow: They're all so hard hitting. I don't know where to start. Phil Diffy: [holds out cue cards] Pick a story, any story. Keely Teslow: [Picks with eyes closed, then reads] Are cheerleaders skirts too short? Phil Diffy: Brilliant! I'll get right on it! [Runs out of classroom] Keely Teslow: [picks up cue cards and starts going through them] Wait a minute! These all say that! Phil! Phil Diffy: [Returns to classroom] huh? [Keely holds up the cards and Phil gulps] Fine. We'll go with stinky-janitor story
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Happy Nir-Day Keely Teslow: Actually, I'm here to see Pim. Barbara Diffy: Why what did she do to you? Keely Teslow: N-nothing. Barbara Diffy: [scream] Lloyd! Get the checkbook! Keely Teslow: No really... Barbara Diffy: Honey whatever she broke, injured or humiliated we will take care of it. Keely Teslow: Honestly, everything's fine. Lloyd Diffy: Hey what's the with the hardball, just give me a round number.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Happy Nir-Day Phil Diffy: Keely's more than just a pretty face. She has a brain for facts, and a nose for news, and a mouth for saying... facts and news!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - It's a Wonder-Phil Life Barbara Diffy: It seems like only yesterday when Phil ate breakfast here [points at the dining table] . Pim Diffy: It was yesterday.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Pim-cipal Phil Diffy: We've got to stop her. That's what we've got to do. We need to think of a plan. Keely Teslow: Okay. Keely Teslow: Are you thinking of a plan? 'Cause I'm just looking serious.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Good Phil Hunting Mr. Hackett: What's the first rule of A.V. club? Phil Diffy: Don't talk about A.V. club!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Good Phil Hunting Phil Diffy: Mr. Hackett, we have something to tell you about Foucault's Last Conundrum. Mr. Hackett: Mr. Diffy, I sense a confession coming on. Mr. Hackett: Continue.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Maybe-Sitting Keely Teslow: Your dad doesn't come home until...MESSERSCHMIDT! Pim Diffy: MESSERSCHMIDT! Candida: MESSERSCHMIDT! Phil Diffy: Messer-ba-ba...what she said!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Maybe-Sitting Phil Diffy, Keely Teslow: Mustache, mustache, mustache.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Time Release Capsule Barbara Diffy: Well, at least we'll still have our memories. Lloyd Diffy: You guys don't get it. If we never took this trip, we never got stuck here. There are no memories. Phil Diffy: But that means we won't remember anything or anybody. I won't remember Keely...she won't remember me. Pim Diffy: Good thing she hates your guts, huh.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Time Release Capsule Barbara Diffy: And when you were a baby we used to sprinkle your little tooshies with honey-scented moon dust. Pim Diffy: That never leaves this house.

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