Main Characters in this Episode
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Episode Quotes
Jeremy Usborne: No, Mark, we're going on tour. We're gonna get fucked up and monged out and messed up and dipped over.
Super Hans: We wanna wallow in our own filth, Mark. Have a good old fucking wallow.
Mark Corrigan: But I've bought a tour jacket especially, it's leather and it has lapels so I can wear it to work.
Jeremy Usborne: Yeah, if you start working for the Gestapo. Look man, we're a rock band, yeah? If people see us hanging out with a doink like you, not being rude...
Mark Corrigan: You are being rude.
Jeremy Usborne: Then that takes away a hell of a lot of our credibility.
Super Hans: You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves.
Super Hans: We wanna wallow in our own filth, Mark. Have a good old fucking wallow.
Mark Corrigan: But I've bought a tour jacket especially, it's leather and it has lapels so I can wear it to work.
Jeremy Usborne: Yeah, if you start working for the Gestapo. Look man, we're a rock band, yeah? If people see us hanging out with a doink like you, not being rude...
Mark Corrigan: You are being rude.
Jeremy Usborne: Then that takes away a hell of a lot of our credibility.
Super Hans: You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves.
Cally: It's so frustrating. There must be thousands of cash-rich and time-poor singles out there, I just don't have the time to meet them. I'm a gap in the market, somebody fill me!
Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] I'll fill you! I love you, Cally, you are the One! Let's get married by Sir Alan Sugar and live off all-butter croissants in Canary Wharf!
Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] I'll fill you! I love you, Cally, you are the One! Let's get married by Sir Alan Sugar and live off all-butter croissants in Canary Wharf!
Cally: So, I checked out your stuff on MySpace and I literally freaked, big time.
Jeremy Usborne: [to Super Hans] Yeah, see? I was so right to get us on the internet. The internet's gonna be massive, I keep telling you.
Super Hans: Yeah, we'll see.
Jeremy Usborne: [to Super Hans] Yeah, see? I was so right to get us on the internet. The internet's gonna be massive, I keep telling you.
Super Hans: Yeah, we'll see.
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): At the end of the scene where they decide to go to the Christian Rock festival, Jeremy takes a bite out of his sandwich, in a previous shot more of it had been eaten.




