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	Unknown Episode: Zack: I have lawyer in me.
	Unknown Episode: Amy Toliver: And if it's the last thing I do, I will see to it that you are running up those steps because you want to get the hell away from here. Keith Cuda: Do you think you scare me? Amy Toliver: No, but when you have no respect in here and no friends, you will want to leave. Keith Cuda: We'll see. Amy Toliver: We will see. Amy Toliver: We will see.
	Unknown Episode: Charla Pihlstrom: Let's pray to God. Tara Gerard: Okay. [the three all link arms] Amanda Dominguez: Dear God, please let Scott pick me so that I can say these hott ass bitches in Pardise. Charla Pihlstrom: There's no swearing when were praying to God. Amanda Dominguez: Oops. Sorry. In your name we pray, amen. Tara Gerard: Amen. Charla Pihlstrom: I'm not done yet. [Silence] Amen.
	Unknown Episode: Tara Gerard: [Impersonating the host, Amanda] Charla, you must pack your bags and check out of Paradise, FOREVA.
	Unknown Episode: Charla Pihlstrom: Itsd funny how clearly you can hear a mosquito at night when you're crazy.
	Unknown Episode: Andon Guenther: If you thought you were running shit, think again!
	Unknown Episode: Zack: You cannot argue with me. I'm a debater. I'm a lawyer. I have lawyer in me.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: We may be surrounded by beauty, but there's some evil stuff that's gonna come out soon.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: [Introductory clip] You come at me with attitude and think you're gonna fight me verbally and put me down, without actually giving me a reason? You'd better run. You better get on a flight and go back to wherever you came from cus I will tear you down. Period.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: [Talking to herself] Wait a minute, is like everybody perfect here? Yeah, pretty much.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: [to Amy] Sweetie, we're not safe... We're not safe with anybody. If we wanna stay here we gotta cover our own tails, cus now the game is being played.
	Unknown Episode: Charla Pihlstrom: Alex, I'm sorry. I'm really nasty right now. Andon Guenther: Did you just call me Alex? Charla Pihlstrom: I'm sorry. Andon Guenther: Oh that's just great. That's real great.
	Unknown Episode: Dave Kerpen: [Introductory clip] I've got the looks of an average American guy and the personality of a winner.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: This question's for Tom. You say you like to get girls drunk and take them home. Is that the only way you can get girls? Tom Rodriguez: Ah, I don't remember saying that but I do remember a certain someone hiding in the closet like a little baby.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: [Referring to Alex] Why is he the one getting all of the attention? I'm the one in better shape. I'm the better looking one. I'm the man.
	Unknown Episode: Charla Pihlstrom: Pinky swear is my middle name.
	Unknown Episode: Scott Hanson: I gotta go to the bathroom. Charla Pihlstrom: Why? Because you can't perform when you gotta pee?
	Unknown Episode: Charla Pihlstrom: All I said was I don't like Dave touching my bare skin.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: You make me sound like a bad guy. You know what? I'm a good guy.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: My mother dropped me off at a grocery store and said "I'll see you later", left me crying, and just drove off.
	Unknown Episode: Dave Kerpen: Hmm... I think I have Charla's thong. [Dave takes Charla's thong out of his pocket] I did not have sex with that woman.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: I'm a 24 year old. I do what I wanna do.
	Unknown Episode: Host: Charla, you and Dave have had words over Pandora's box. Why did you choose him again? Charla Pihlstrom: Dave has forgiven me and he accepts me for who I am. And that's awesome.
	Unknown Episode: Host: OK, so Matt, who do you think you'll most clash with at Paradise Hotel and why? Matthew Cehi: Maybe Dave. A little competition, could be fun. Host: What sort of competition? Matthew Cehi: I think athletic competition... I can bring it on. Dave Kerpen: I'm not worried. Host: Oh, he's not worried! Matthew Cehi: He looks worried.
	Unknown Episode: Matthew Cehi: [singing to Amanda] Today I might be alone, and tomorrow it might be the same, but there's one thing that I'll always know, you might be my room mate some day.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: Yahtzee! Game on. I want you gone.
	Unknown Episode: Zack: I hate to admit it to you, but when I'm cocky and confident everything goes my way. And that's how I'm gonna be. I'm not letting this little bitch have power over me, cus when I get my power back, it's on.
	Unknown Episode: Alex Van Camp: [Referring to Keith] It doesn't matter who we pick. That guy still has the final say. I hope he enjoys his little power reign. He's gonna be in a world of hurt if he sends any of us three guys home.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: Keith, come over here... [Keith ignores Toni] I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni. Keith Cuda: Bitch.
	Unknown Episode: Toni Ferrari: If you ever disrespect the females like you did tonight, so help me god. I'm gonna flip out on you. Keith Cuda: Don't talk to me like some little girl! Toni Ferrari: Don't disrespect me while I'm trying to tell you something! Keith Cuda: You're not always right.

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