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	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Vernon Schillinger: You're a dead man, sweet pea. Vernon Schillinger: [Realizes he's been set up by Keller and is going to die himself] That cocksucker.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Miguel Alvarez: I'm so tired. I'm tired of trying. I'm tired of the walls. The lies. The fear. The death. I'm so tired.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Tim McManus: [to the Governor] You're next, Devlin.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Warden Martin Querns: Hey, everybody. I'm back.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Ryan O'Reily: What do you call it when a son kills his father? Jahfree Neema: Patricide. Ryan O'Reily: Yeah, patricide. I like the sound of that.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Seamus O'Reilly: Why don't you go suck off your nigger boyfriend!
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Vernon Schillinger: Greta. What I did, shutting you out after your wedding. I had to. Greta: And I despised you for decades. Now all I can say is shalom. Shalom, Vern.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes James Robson: Hey Clarence, I got some news. Prisoner: Yeah what, bitch. James Robson: I'm HIV positive. If I were you I'd start getting regular check ups from now on. Prisoner: And you knew this all along? James Robson: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. James Robson: [touching his cheek] Oooh. Blood. James Robson: Gee Vern. I've never seen you scared before.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Warden Martin Querns: THIS... is a restraining chair. It will be placed in the hole. If you break any of the rules, YOU... will be placed... in IT! I wanted to show you this bad boy to let you know that I will NOT... take any SHIT... from ANYONE! So remember, don't FUCK with Querns!
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Jessica Kirk: How dare you! I am a good Catholic woman. I have been all my life! How dare you have such thoughts! My son was right about you. You are nothing but a fucking slanty-eyed mongrel! [smacks Mukada hard]
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Vernon Schillinger: Hey, we gotta teach Clarence Seroy a lesson. He's claiming he buttfucked you. James Robson: He did. Vernon Schillinger: [stunned, confused] What? Why didn't you say anything? Why didn't you stop him? James Robson: Retribution. It's all about retribution. Vernon Schillinger: You let a nigger take you in the ass? You know what this means. James Robson: I'm out of the Brotherhood? Vernon Schillinger: Yeah, that's right. James Robson: I don't care, Vern. I'm moving to F. Vernon Schillinger: The fag unit? James Robson: They're not all fags. James Robson: [Clarence walks by; Robson stops him] James Robson: Hey, Clarence. I've got some news for you. Clarence Seroy: Oh, yeah, bitch? What's that? James Robson: I'm HIV-positive. If I were you, I'd start getting regular check-ups from now on. Clarence Seroy: And you knew this all along? James Robson: Yep. James Robson: [Seroy punches Robson; his nose is bleeding, Robson touches it with his finger] Ooh, blood. James Robson: [Schillinger is up against the wall in horror as he looks at the blood; Robson laughs, amused] James Robson: Jeez, Vern. I've never seen you so scared. [taunts Schillinger with his bloody fingers and leaves, laughing]
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Tobias Beecher: Did you purposely fuck up my parole? Chris Keller: I can't imagine going through the rest of my life in here without you.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Tobias Beecher: You wouldn't understand, you kill for sport. Chris Keller: I don't understand? I'm not the one who's here by accident. I kill because I have to.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Exeunt Omnes Chris Keller: I love you. [kisses Toby, he refuses and pushes Chris] Beecher no! [jumps over the railing]
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Junkyard Dawgs Cyril O'Reily: Dad's coming to visit? Ryan O'Reily: Well, not visit, exactly. Correction Officer: Welcome to Oz! Seamus O'Reilly: Fuck you!
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Junkyard Dawgs Ryan O'Reily: Tell you what. I'll get you a tampon so you don't bleed all over the place.
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Junkyard Dawgs Stanley Bukowski: You fucks better stay away from me. Or else... Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano: What? Your homeboys'll come protect you. Go ahead. Call them. Stanley Bukowski: Ah, man! I feel like Custer. Chucky Pancamo: C'mon Custer! Let's go for a walk.
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - A Day in the Death... Tobias 'Toby' Beecher: I wish to God I left you on Death Row!
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - 4 Giveness Vern Schillinger: I'm gonna suggest this now, Alvarez. Or I'll find a way to make it happen later. You sign over all of Cutler's stuff to his widow. Miguel Alvarez: I already thought about that. James Robson: Don't think, spic! DO! Miguel Alvarez: You know, I should just sign all his assets over to you, Roby. Seeing as how you already gave him your ass. James Robson: Cunt!
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - 4 Giveness Tobias Beecher: [to Sister Pete and McManus] Same old story. I got fucked in the ass.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - 4 Giveness Augustus Hill: A man stands in a cemetery, reading a letter he wrote forgiving his long dead father. The mother of a girl killed by a drunk driver is racked with fantasies of retaliation. Your boyfriend begs you for one more chance. You say to your mirror you're done hating yourself. But you know you're not. Maybe instead of forgive and forget, it should be forgive and remember. Remember that you might have to wake up tomorrow and forgive all over again. And again, and again, the way your heart keeps beating like a drum. Forgive. I can't. You can. Forgive. Forgive. I can't. You can. Forgive.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - A Failure to Communicate Officer Adrian Johnson: Well, ain't that a kick? One of you actually went and lynched yourselves.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - A Failure to Communicate Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano: How's the bitch thing going? James Robson: Shut up. Chucky Pancamo: Look, the only people who hate Cutler more than you, is us. So why don't you do everyone a favor? James Robson: Ace him? Frank 'The Fixer' Urbano: Ain't no downside. It proves to the Brotherhood you're still a man. Chucky Pancamo: And, you'll make a few friends in the kitchen. Win win.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - A Failure to Communicate Antonio Nappa: Midway through the 20th century, man wants communication without communication! He wants to sit in his living room and watch people in a box fall in love, work, sing, golf, cry, fuck and fuck up. Television! A one-way conversation between you and the world, where the world does the talking! Like God, man can finally create man in his own image and then sit back and watch all sorts of shit hit the fan.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Sonata de Oz Ryan O'Reily: [O'Reilly sees James Robson dressed as a woman] Hey, Robson. Hey, what shade of lipstick is that, huh? Is it dick suck red?
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Sonata de Oz Officer Claire Howell: Rise and shine you little fucks!
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil Peter Schibetta: Hi, Chuckie. What do you want to talk about? Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: Oh, this and that. Life and death. My life... Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: ...and YOUR DEATH!
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil Wolfgang Cutler: Lick this. That's right, lick it real good. Now give it back to me. Drop your pants. Now bend over. James Robson: What? Wolfgang Cutler: You and me, we're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil Leo Glynn: Look, whatever relationship we may had in the past, it's over, you're my prisoner now! Mayor Wilson Lowen: That simple huh... do you actually think I killed those little girls? Leo Glynn: You're found guilty! Mayor Wilson Lowen: As a black man... you gotta know that don't mean dick!
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Smell No Evil Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: Robson! You shanked me and I almost died! Now you're gonna wish I had! Stella Coffa: Officer! Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo: [cursing in Italian] Stella Coffa: Holy Shit! James Robson: Yeah.

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