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1x15 Guess Who's Coming to Delhi
First Aired: Feb. 17, 2011 on NBC
Summary: When Todd's U.S. boss Jerry makes a surprise visit, Todd instructs his staff to be on their best behavior. However, Todd quickly discovers that Jerry has no interest in work and is ready to party instead. While trying to keep a drunk Jerry out of trouble, Todd ends up in hot water with… |
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Gupta: India is the largest democracy in the world. We invented chess, geometry and tandoori. When Colombus discovered your country, he was looking for Indian and our spices.
Charlie Davies: Well, I can see how he got confused because there were already Indians in America.
Gupta: No, Charlie, those Indians... bigger fish to fry. Let's get back to the flashcards. [holds up a picture of the God, Shiva]
Charlie Davies: That's the God, Shiva: destroyer, transformer. Kind of looks like the dude from "Avatar".
Gupta: Many of them do. A lawsuit is pending. [holds up a picture of the Taj Mahal]
Charlie Davies: My gut is telling me Temple of Doom, but I'm going to say Taj Mahal because I think it's a trick question.
Gupta: Very good. [holds up a picture of a decorated cow]
Charlie Davies: That's a cow in drag.
Gupta: No, Charlie, the cow is decorated because it is sacred. We revere the cow for the milk it provides.
Charlie Davies: It also provides meat. Why can't you worship it for that?
Gupta: Think about it this way: when the cow is alive it can feed many people. When it is dead, it can only feed a few.
Charlie Davies: Huh, I never thought about it like that. [Gupta hold up a picture of Mahatma Ghandi] Pass.
Gupta: If you knew a famous Indian, it would probably be him.
Charlie Davies: Wait a minute, is that that guy over there.
Gupta: No, it is not that man.
Charlie Davies: Well, I can see how he got confused because there were already Indians in America.
Gupta: No, Charlie, those Indians... bigger fish to fry. Let's get back to the flashcards. [holds up a picture of the God, Shiva]
Charlie Davies: That's the God, Shiva: destroyer, transformer. Kind of looks like the dude from "Avatar".
Gupta: Many of them do. A lawsuit is pending. [holds up a picture of the Taj Mahal]
Charlie Davies: My gut is telling me Temple of Doom, but I'm going to say Taj Mahal because I think it's a trick question.
Gupta: Very good. [holds up a picture of a decorated cow]
Charlie Davies: That's a cow in drag.
Gupta: No, Charlie, the cow is decorated because it is sacred. We revere the cow for the milk it provides.
Charlie Davies: It also provides meat. Why can't you worship it for that?
Gupta: Think about it this way: when the cow is alive it can feed many people. When it is dead, it can only feed a few.
Charlie Davies: Huh, I never thought about it like that. [Gupta hold up a picture of Mahatma Ghandi] Pass.
Gupta: If you knew a famous Indian, it would probably be him.
Charlie Davies: Wait a minute, is that that guy over there.
Gupta: No, it is not that man.
Jerry Stern: I know I wasn't the perfect husband, but is it a crime to pay another woman to give you the affection that your wife is withholding from you?
Todd Dempsy: Yes.
Jerry Stern: I know it was a crime, but is it a "crime" crime?
Rajiv Gidwani: Yes, yes.
Jerry Stern: Well, at least I came clean. What did I get? Her and that therapist ganging up on me. Telling me ever time I got a problem, I run away and get drunk.
Todd Dempsy: Jerry, you came to India and got drunk.
Jerry Stern: This is a business trip, Todd. You sound just like Nancy. I swear, I don't know what to do to make that woman happy.
Rajiv Gidwani: Stop drinking liquor and going to prostitutes!
Todd Dempsy: Yes.
Jerry Stern: I know it was a crime, but is it a "crime" crime?
Rajiv Gidwani: Yes, yes.
Jerry Stern: Well, at least I came clean. What did I get? Her and that therapist ganging up on me. Telling me ever time I got a problem, I run away and get drunk.
Todd Dempsy: Jerry, you came to India and got drunk.
Jerry Stern: This is a business trip, Todd. You sound just like Nancy. I swear, I don't know what to do to make that woman happy.
Rajiv Gidwani: Stop drinking liquor and going to prostitutes!
Charlie Davies: America. We invented the light bulb, the computer, the swimsuit issue, spring break, the spork, hard shell tacos and the Beatles. USA.
Gupta: Ask away.
Charlie Davies: Tell me about this man. [holds up a picture of Martin Sheen]
Gupta: After fighting in Vietnam, he went on to become one of America's most beloved presidents.
Charlie Davies: Okay, curveball coming. [holds up a picture of Texas]
Gupta: Mexico?
Charlie Davies: Close enough. I also would have accepted California or Arizona. All right, where is this? [holds up a picture of the "Eiffel Tower"]
Gupta: [hesitates] Paris... Paris Hotel Casino in Las Vegas?
Charlie Davies: Correct. In Paris, people don't drink out of yard-long plastic cups.
Gupta: Got it.
Charlie Davies: Now, let's test your knowledge of American dogs. [starts throwing up flashcards quickly]
Gupta: Hot dog. Corn dog. Chili dog. Snoop Dogg.
Charlie Davies: Very good.
Gupta: Ask away.
Charlie Davies: Tell me about this man. [holds up a picture of Martin Sheen]
Gupta: After fighting in Vietnam, he went on to become one of America's most beloved presidents.
Charlie Davies: Okay, curveball coming. [holds up a picture of Texas]
Gupta: Mexico?
Charlie Davies: Close enough. I also would have accepted California or Arizona. All right, where is this? [holds up a picture of the "Eiffel Tower"]
Gupta: [hesitates] Paris... Paris Hotel Casino in Las Vegas?
Charlie Davies: Correct. In Paris, people don't drink out of yard-long plastic cups.
Gupta: Got it.
Charlie Davies: Now, let's test your knowledge of American dogs. [starts throwing up flashcards quickly]
Gupta: Hot dog. Corn dog. Chili dog. Snoop Dogg.
Charlie Davies: Very good.
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