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Philip W. Steffan Quotes
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Car Episode Philip W. Steffan: I don't need to see that! Kissing! Near urinals! I can't even go now. I've lost the urge. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Car Episode Philip W. Steffan: [about Jed's hickey] Ew! Kate gave you that? It looks like an eggplant. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - The Car Episode Kate Jacobs: Phil, I want you to kiss me. Philip W. Steffan: Eh? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Dance Episode Cary Baston: Look, you don't have to be so mean. Philip W. Steffan: Jed, why do you that? You know how sensitive Cary is. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Homosexual Episode Jed Perry: So it's, uh, it's been confirmed. It wasn't just imaginary. She is into me. Philip W. Steffan: Well, congratulations, I guess that makes you like an official lesbian attraction. We should put a rope around you or something. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Homosexual Episode Cary Baston: I just went shopping. Philip W. Steffan: [chewing] Right, I know. But Judy said that Cassie said if you don't go again... Cary Baston: Whoa whoa whoa! Are they telling you to boss me around? And you're doing it? What? What's that about? Philip W. Steffan: I thought we already went over this. Power through total submission, Cary? I have to do everything she says, and she will become dependant on me. Then I will be the master and she the slave. These are really delicious, by the way. Cary Baston: [points at shopping list] Wait. What's that? Philip W. Steffan: That is twelve boxes of tampons. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Virgin Episode Philip W. Steffan: Why is it so hard to believe that people might have sex at calculus camp? |
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