02x01 - The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Desperate Kingdom of Love

Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I should go.
Haley James: Lucas, wait.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: No, I should go. I thought you weren't ready. I didn't mean to - it's just - I thought you were going to wait until you got married, Haley.
Haley James: What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I thought you were going to wait.
Haley James: We did.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What?
Haley James: We, um...


Haley James: - we got married last night.
02x01 - The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Desperate Kingdom of Love

Deb Scott: She's young enough to be your daughter, and in this town, she might just be.
02x01 - The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Desperate Kingdom of Love

Nathan Scott: [Nathan walks in the apartment and sees haley crying] Haley, whats wrong?
Haley James: Um... I was just alphabetising our CD's [Takes CD's off the table] and um... we don't have any doubles. Not one.
Nathan Scott: [He sees that she had taken off her wedding ring and put it onto a CD case] So what?
Haley James: So, 'Natalie Merchant' after 'NOZ' and 'Wilco' before the 'Wu-Tang Clan'?
Nathan Scott: So you listen to crummy music. I can live with that.
Haley James: [sadly] We made a mistake Nathan.
Nathan Scott: Haley...
Haley James: No. I'm-I'm not ready for this. I just, I just really wanna go home to my room [Starts dumping CD's in boxes] You know, I'm not a wife; I'm not even a senior!
Nathan Scott: Haley. Haley, listen this is not a mistake.
Haley James: [crying] How can you be sure because there is nobody that thinks this thing can work.
Nathan Scott: I do. [He picks up her wedding ring] I promise you Haley. I will always be there for you, I will always protect you. OK? [Haley nods slightly] I will always protect you. Always. [He puts the ring back onto her finger]
02x01 - The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Desperate Kingdom of Love

Nathan Scott: Someday, this beach might wash away... the oceans may dry, the sun could dim, but on that day I'll still be loving you. Always and forever. I promise you, Haley.
Haley James: I, Haley, take you Nathan, to have and to hold from this day forward. In sickness and in health. For richer or poorer. For better or worse. I promise that I will love and cherish you, and will deny all things that come between us. I make this promise for eternity. A promise that I will keep forever. Until the end of time. 'Til death do us part.
02x01 - The Desperate Kingdom of Love Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Desperate Kingdom of Love

Jim James: You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, you can drink at 21, and retire at 65. So how old do you have to be before your love is real?
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Haley James: Lucas,Luke I'm scared, Luke this is so not cool come out here right now, LUCAS SCOTT.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Boogie Man


Lucas 'Luke' Scott: .Damn it Haley, jees your gonna kill me . You know Hoodinie died like that.
Haley James: Ya well you deserve it dumbass! I told you i didnt want to take this shortcut.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What are you whispering for
Haley James: Because...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Haley, these people, there dead
Haley James: Yes but if you keep yelling the freakin zombie's are gonna hear us
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Haley !
Haley James: What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: i gotta tell you somthing !
Haley James: Ok what is her name and what is it that you did that you regret
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I'm going to Charleston with keith
Haley James: What are you talking about?
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Lucas: It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot.
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Karen Roe: So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?
Lucas Scott: Is this for that Justice League thing?
Karen Roe: Small Business League, and I want to look nice.
Lucas Scott: Is Keith still going as your date?
Karen Roe: It's not a date. So which dress?
Lucas Scott: Umm... black I guess.
Karen Roe: Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?
Lucas Scott: Oohh about the date that you two aren't going on? No...
Karen Roe: Haha... good luck on your game tonight...
Lucas Scott: Yeah you too Ma.
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Nathan Scott: I gotta tell you, man. I never thought when we played that one-on-one game i'd be back here feeling like this.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: like what?
Nathan Scott: Like I'm gonna miss you. You gotta do what you feel but I actually wish you weren't gonna leave. Because you're one hell of a basketball player. And because you're my brother. Take care of yourself man.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You take care of haley. [they hug]
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I'll miss you too little brother.
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Karen Roe: There is only one Tree Hill.
01x22 - The Games That Play Us Season 1 / Episode 22: - The Games That Play Us

Nathan Scott: No regrets.
01x21 - The Leaving Song Season 1 / Episode 21: - The Leaving Song

Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
01x21 - The Leaving Song Season 1 / Episode 21: - The Leaving Song

Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Porn freak!
Nathan Scott: [laughs] Shut up.
01x21 - The Leaving Song Season 1 / Episode 21: - The Leaving Song

Coach Whitey Durham: [Whitey and Dan walk past and see Lucas and Nathan lifting weights together and laughing] Most fathers would be touched by this moment but I'm guessing it's your worst nightmare.
01x21 - The Leaving Song Season 1 / Episode 21: - The Leaving Song

Dan Scott: [Dan is coaching basketball practice and making the guys run heaps and Lucas throws up, then he looks at Nathan] Clean that up.
01x20 - What Is And What Should Never Be Season 1 / Episode 20: - What Is And What Should Never Be

Tim: [to Mouth] What up, Nose?
01x20 - What Is And What Should Never Be Season 1 / Episode 20: - What Is And What Should Never Be

Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
Popular Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. You rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure. [Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton said not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. You know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever. [She leaves]
01x20 - What Is And What Should Never Be Season 1 / Episode 20: - What Is And What Should Never Be

College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy you a drink?
Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you. [He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
Brooke Davis: I've seen you around. You're Jake's ex right?
Nikki: No, he's mine. You go to Tree Hill? [Brooke nods] So what brings you out into the big, bad, real world?
Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
Nikki: Typical. If you have a strand of hair and five minutes I can show you a great curse you can put on them.
Brooke Davis: Okay. [She pulls out a strand of hair] Bring it on, witch.
Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton. [Nikki looks at her] Mm.
Nikki: And where are they tonight?
Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can you believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
Bartender: Can I get you ladies anything?
Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
Nikki: Mm hm.
01x20 - What Is And What Should Never Be Season 1 / Episode 20: - What Is And What Should Never Be

Nathan Scott: [Nathan and haley are cleaning his apt after the wild party. Haley looks sad/upset] Don't worry about it.
Haley James Scott: I never thought this many people would actually show up.
Nathan Scott: Why?
Haley James Scott: Because why would they? I mean, it's just me.
Nathan Scott: It kind of comes with the territory, you know?
Haley James Scott: What territory?
Nathan Scott: Popularity. This was just your coming out party.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world wont make you anything other than a psycho stalker bitch.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Lucas: There's something I have to tell you. You should sit.
Karen Roe: Okay. I think I'll stand.
Lucas: This is gonna hurt you, Mom. And I'm sorry.
Karen Roe: What happened?
Lucas: Brooke's pregnant.
Karen Roe: [she slaps him] Oh, my God, Lucas. I'm so sorry.
Lucas: I guess I deserved that. Stupid...

01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Karen Roe: [after finding out Brooke is pregnant, Karen has slapped Lucas] Lucas! I didn't mean it.
Lucas: I'm pretty sure you did.
Karen Roe: No! It's just - do you understand? This is *exactly* what I didn't want for you! I mean, have I been talking to myself for the last few years? You have so much left to do in life! So does Brooke. Oh God, you're both just too young for this.
Lucas: Don't cry, Mom.
Karen Roe: It's just that I'm scared for you. I can't believe this is happening.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Lucas: How close was I to not existing? Dan wanted an abortion, Mom. Why didn't you listen to him?
Karen Roe: Because I realized... I wanted you in my future.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Lucas: My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...
Brooke: In love?
Lucas: Yeah. But so did my mom.
Brooke: Lucas...
Lucas: No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever you decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if you wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let you down.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Brooke: I lied.
Lucas: What?
Brooke: I'm not pregnant.
Lucas: Wha - But I saw the test.
Brooke: I know. And when the doctor called, he said I wasn't pregnant. He said that can happen.
Lucas: Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.
Brooke: And you had just called me a slut.
Lucas: So you lied to me to punish me? How could you do that?
Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Brooke: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Haley James: So uh, I gotta ask you kind of a personal question... just out of curiosity. How many times per minute do you guys think about sex?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Per minute?
Haley James: Yeah, Elle magazine said that guys think about sex like every 30 seconds
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You're thinking about having sex with him! [Nathan]
Haley James: Shhh...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [whispers] Sorry.
Haley James: Ok, it just, it keeps coming up... [Lucas looks at her in disbelief] sorry, wrong words.
01x19 - How Can You Be Sure? Season 1 / Episode 19: - How Can You Be Sure?

Haley James: Nathan, I know I'm driving you crazy.
Nathan Scott: No you're not.
Haley James: Do you think that I'm a tease?
Nathan Scott: Stop it.
Haley James: Well what do you think?
Nathan Scott: I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you. Look I just don't want to push you.
Haley James: You're not.
Nathan Scott: But I am. Haley, you got a tattoo for god sakes. It just freaks me out a little bit, because obviously this whole thing with us means a lot to you. [she looks at him, worried] I just don't want to do anything to pressure you. Or drive you away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in love with you. Cause I did. I love you, Haley. And it scares me, a little bit, but, there it is.
Haley James: Wow. There it is. [She kisses him] I love you too. [They continue to kiss]
01x18 - To Wish Impossible Things Season 1 / Episode 18: - To Wish Impossible Things

Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!
01x18 - To Wish Impossible Things Season 1 / Episode 18: - To Wish Impossible Things

Peyton: [at the Boy Toy Charity Date Auction] This is fun. So who's next?
Haley James Scott: [reads program] Oh, no...
Other Female Bidders: [in unison] Tim.