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 | Unknown Episode: Arnaz Ballard: [after Arnaz promises Flex that he can get a celebrity for Breanna's birthday party] So, your mom can definitely hook this up? Arnaz Ballard: No doubt! But if I do this, I'm going to need a favor from you. Mark "Flex" Washington: I am NOT pimping my daughter. Arnaz Ballard: I would never be stupid enough to ask you to, sir. But when that magical day does come, and I ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage, I just ask that you give us your blessing. Mark "Flex" Washington: Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I will give you my blessing. And then locusts will devour the earth. |
| Unknown Episode: Duane Odell Knox: After five years of correspondence, I am finally meeting the love of my life, Darlene. Mark "Flex" Washington: Hold on, is that the woman you met on PrisonPal.com? I thought you said she was still serving time for assault? Duane Odell Knox: It is not her fault that the security guard that she tied up just happened to have a heart problem. The fact is, she's being paroled and she's spending her first weekend with me at my place. Breanna Barnes: Aw, that's a good idea. After staying at your place, a halfway house won't seem so bad. |
| Unknown Episode: Breanna Barnes: [Running in with Spirit and displaying their outfits] Okay, Grandma, what do you think about these for the 'Lil Zane concert? Eunice Barnes: Colorful, tasteful, not too sexy... Breanna Barnes: Oh, dang, I gotta go change! [Turns to leave] Eunice Barnes: No, no! Now that's a good thing. You think the girls who show their bosom are going to get more attention than you at the concert? Breanna Barnes, Spirit Jones: [Glance at each other] Uh, yeah! Eunice Barnes: You're also going to get a baby at 16, and if you make me a great-grandmother at the tender age of 41, I'm going to have to hurt you. Breanna Barnes: Um, 41? Eunice Barnes: Hush, child. |
| Unknown Episode: Nicole Barnes: So, there I was, up the coast of Nova Scotia, studying the mating calls of killer whales when I realized I had to see my little girl. Mark "Flex" Washington: Killer whales? How does it feel to work with family? |
| Unknown Episode: Mark "Flex" Washington: [Upon seeing his ex-wife] Hmm, Lucifer must have left the gate open. |
| Unknown Episode: Mark "Flex" Washington: [Thinking Breanna has left the room so he can talk on the phone] Look, I'm sorry we haven't had the chance to hook up, but it's like I said... when my daughter's in town, my pants aren't down. Breanna Barnes: And your daughter's behind your back, and all your pick-up lines are wack! |
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