3x04 The Beast in the Cage - One Foot in the Grave (UK) Episode Guide

One Foot in the Grave (UK)

- Episode 03x04

Episode: 03x04
Title: The Beast in the Cage
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Feb. 23, 1992

Season 3 » Episode #04 - The Beast in the Cage

One Foot in the Grave (UK) - 03x04 The Beast in the Cage

Summary: Victor ad Margaret have to take a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Mrs Warboys	played by Doreen Mantle
Salmon	played by Trevor Byfield
Lisa	played by Louise Duprey
Carol	played by Tish Allen
The voice of	voiced by Eric Idle
The voice of	voiced by John Du Prez

Episode Quotes

Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Beast in the Cage

Salmon: So recession on recession. I've got two salons in North London both doing serious business. The way I look at it, the economy may stop growing, but your hair doesn't, know what I'm saying? So I'm now looking for a third outlet in Pimleco. Probably opening next summer. So you just pop along, mention my name, and get a free shampoo and set on the house. Just say your friends with Mr. Salmon.

Lisa: Oh, I don't know.
Carol: Sounds a bit fishy to me.
Lisa: You could be anybody.
Salmon: Well you'll just have to trust me, won't you my sweet heart. I'll tell you what, you can have a full perm for half price. What did you say your name was?
Lisa: Lisa.
Salmon: Lisa. And your friend?
Carol: Carol.
Salmon: Carrol. You can have the full works. Cut, dyed and blow dried all at twenty percent discount. And I might even take you out for a drink after now I can't say fairer then that can I?
Lisa: How do you know I'm not a natural blonde?
Salmon: Well that's for you to prove otherwise isn't it.
Victor Meldrew: Oh, for God's sake! I think I may throw up!
Salmon: Sorry whats your problem matey?
Victor Meldrew: Why don't you just dangle your private parts out the window?

Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Beast in the Cage

Victor Meldrew: Oh, God Al-mighty!

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