2x02 We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb - One Foot in the Grave (UK) Episode Guide

One Foot in the Grave (UK)

- Episode 02x02

Episode: 02x02
Title: We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Oct. 11, 1990

Season 2 » Episode #02 - We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb

One Foot in the Grave (UK) - 02x02 We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb

Summary: Lugubrious Victor looks after Kylie the tortoise for a week.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Jennifer	played by Sarah Mortimer
Mrs. Warboys	played by Doreen Mantle
Sky TV Salesman	played by Andrew Powell (III)
Car Park Attendant	played by Malcolm Frederick

Episode Quotes

02x02 - We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb

Season 2 / Episode 2: - We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb

Victor Meldrew: [on the phone] Mel-drew!
Victor Meldrew: Who? Well, put Mavis on, then.
Victor Meldrew: I don't care is she is reproofing a yashmak; I want to speak to her. [to Margaret] Usual performance. She takes my ticket, disappears for half an hour, comes back. "Do you remember when you brought them in?" "Yes, last Thursday." Off she goes again, comes back. "What colour were they?" "Light grey." Off she goes again. still com- Hello!
Victor Meldrew: Yes, I have got them here at home with me. I'm just wondering what idea of this rather offensive piece of paper I just found speared to the hook. [reads] "This garment was extremely badly soiled and bore stains of an unusually resilient nature."
Victor Meldrew: What's it got to do with you? I bring my trousers in, I expect them to be dry cleaned, not reviewed in print by the laundry critic of the Sunday Times. You might as well get Bernard Levin to do an essay in my socks and be done with it.
Victor Meldrew: Yeh! That's just the sort of remark I expected. I don't know why I bother.

Season 2 / Episode 2: - We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb

Margaret Meldrew: By the way, I meant to tell you, I got another tortoise. I took it round to them this afternoon. They don't suspect a thing, so don't you say anything, right? Let's just let sleeping dogs lie.
Victor Meldrew: I rang her up this morning just after you'd gone. I told her it was dead.
Margaret Meldrew: But she didn't... oh... No.

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