1x05 The Eternal Quadrangle - One Foot in the Grave (UK) Episode Guide

One Foot in the Grave (UK)

- Episode 01x05

Episode: 01x05
Title: The Eternal Quadrangle
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Feb. 01, 1990

Season 1 » Episode #05 - The Eternal Quadrangle

One Foot in the Grave (UK) - 01x05 The Eternal Quadrangle

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Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Art Teacher	played by Angus MacKay
Doreen Mauleverer	played by Gillian Barge
Harold Wharton	played by John Barrard
Carpet-Fitter	played by David Battley
Leonard	played by Peter Copley

Episode Quotes

Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Eternal Quadrangle

Art Teacher: Now, you see, if you follow the actual curve of the thigh right the way up to the waist, you can see it's- Mr Meldrew.
Victor Meldrew: [looking away] Mm?
Art Teacher: You can see it's a virtual right-angle. There, you see?
Victor Meldrew: Yes.
Art Teacher: Now, look at her thighs, and look at your thighs. [Victor grunts] Not at the floor, Mr Meldrew, at her thighs. There aren't any thighs on the floor, are there?
Victor Meldrew: No.

Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Eternal Quadrangle

Victor Meldrew: I'm going down to the phone box to try and get through to someone helpful at British Telecom. I'm sorry, I seem to be uttering the demented gibberings of a madman.

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