One Day at a Time Quotes

One Day at a Time

- Episode Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 8: - All the Way Julie Cooper Horvath: Chuck wants to go all the way. Barbara Cooper Royer: To bed? Julie Cooper Horvath: Of course to bed. What'd you think, all the way to Talito?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Ann's Decision Duane Schneider: Ms. Romano, I'm a little bit disappointed in you. How can you settle for a tricycle when Kawasaki makes the good times roll?
	Unknown Episode: Duane Schneider: Always remember, and please never forget: A man is like a bow-and-arrow, and a woman is like a target. Bow-and-arrow needs practice. Target doesn't.
	Unknown Episode: Duane Schneider: [after hearing Ms. Romano had a heart attack] Women don't get heart attacks. They give 'em.
	Unknown Episode: Barbara Cooper Royer: I'm the only girl who has to go to Confession and make up sins.
	Unknown Episode: Duane Schneider: [pretending to pick each other up] Do you wanna go to your place or mine? Ann Romano Royer: Both.
	Unknown Episode: Julie Cooper Horvath: She's one of the most independent women I've ever met. Ann Romano Royer: She's not independent, she one of the most dependent women I've ever seen.
	Unknown Episode: Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, I've never felt more like a woman. David Kane: [uncomfortable] I'm gonna go home now.
	Unknown Episode: Ann Romano Royer: That Was BVD. Ed Cooper, Julie's and Barbara's Father: BVD? Ann Romano Royer: Before Vicky, Darling.

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