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O'Grady

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	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: All right, Harold, your first phone number. You should get this framed. Harold Jenkins: Already had it photocopied.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: Vegeterians are just mad that they can't eat meat.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: [about what he overheard her say] So I'm a weasel, huh? Abby Wilde: A sneaky little weasel. Kevin Harnisch: Oh cool. Thanks.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: [about Harold's weird white tux with leopard print on the inside] Is it prom? Harold Jenkins: No, but I still look delicious. Kevin Harnisch: Are you getting married?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Abby Wilde: [ On intro; Kevin sets down his drink. To camera] Hi, I'm Abby, and this is Kevin. Kevin Harnisch: Hello, America. Abby Wilde: And we're here to tell you about O'Grady. Kevin Harnisch: Our town's kinda famous. Abby Wilde: Right, because of the weirdness. Kevin Harnisch: Yeah. Abby Wilde: Weird stuff happens here that doesn't happen in other towns. Kevin Harnisch: Yeah and to think it's all cuz of that secret [camera zooms in] government program. Abby Wilde: Really? I thought it was because they built the town on top of an ancient trial burial ground. Kevin Harnisch: No, no no, if anything, Abby, it's because we got a bad - BURP! Oh... Abby Wilde: Ew! Kevin Harnisch: Sorry. Abby Wilde: Can you cover you're mouth when you do that? Kevin Harnisch: J- Just so everyone knows, this is not the weirdness. I'm just burping up some bad pepperoni. Abby Wilde: I'm sure everyone is really glad to hear that. Kevin Harnisch: [hits chest repeatedly] urp... Abby Wilde: Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: Oh man... Abby Wilde: So gross. Kevin Harnisch: That's gonna come back up. Abby Wilde: Anyway, I guess nobody's sure where the Weirdness comes from. Kevin Harnisch: That might come out both ends. Abby Wilde: [horrified] Oh, God!...
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Sign on front door of school: Don't forget: Go to class!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Sign in hallway: Check: Are you wearing pants?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: [explaining the newest Weirdness] And all those Greek Gods you studied? Poof, gone. Harold Jenkins: [stops] No. Kevin Harnisch: Yeah.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Abby Wilde: Thanks, Mr. Lipschitz. Kevin Harnisch: Thanks, Mr. Lipschitz! Can I have some extra brownie points?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Dr. Myers: I'd like to see the following 2 students after school for DETENTION- ["amnesia gong" thing goes off]... what was I doing? Umm... Heh. Is this thing on? Oh. Okay, well uh... I have a piece of paper in front of me that has the names Bobby Meyers and Shelton Piercon on it, so... I guess, congratulations, to you 2, for being on this list... Good work!... Thank you. [turns intercom off]
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Mr. Lipschitz: [forgetting] Oh... teach-ah. I'm a teach-ah?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: Look, I just thought that it might be nice to have a party for all the people who didn't get invited to Pete Klesko's. Abby Wilde: Pete Klesko's having a party? When? Kevin Harnisch: Um, tonight? Abby Wilde: I wasn't invited. Beth Briggs: Neither was I. Harold Jenkins: I'm busy anyway. Abby Wilde: You know, that is so not cool. I mean, I'd understand why he wouldn't invite you 2, but us? I mean - not that I care at all. Beth Briggs: Well, I don't. Abby Wilde: Me neither. Let Pete and his popular-loser friends have a party. Why should I care? Beth Briggs: Well, he is pretty cute. Abby Wilde: [not listening] I don't care, Beth! Harold Jenkins: Yeah, and it does kinda hurt to know that there's a party goin' on somewhere and you're not invited. BETH: Yeah. Abby Wilde: I don't care, Harold! Harold Jenkins: Well, geez, I don't either really, but, it's sad. BETH: Yeah. Kevin Harnisch: Hardly anyone who's cool was invited, I heard it was mostly college kids. Beth Briggs: WOAH. HAROLD: Outta my league. Abby Wilde: Whatever, I don't need a PhD to go to a party, I don't care. Kevin Harnisch: Oh you don't care. Abby Wilde: Uh-uh. Kevin Harnisch: Cuz it sounds like you care. Abby Wilde: Well, then you're hearing wrong, cuz I don't. I mean just because a cute, popular guy hasn't invited me to his party- what am I gonna do, curl up into a little ball and die? I don't think so, life goes on! Heh. Kevin Harnisch: Okay. Abby Wilde: Been to other parties, not a big deal! Kevin Harnisch: Okay. Abby Wilde: And plus, I haven't checked my voicemail in like a half an hour, so there could totally be a message from him, but I wouldn't even care if there was.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Harold Jenkins: [the amnesia weirdness kicked in] Hoo! Woah, I just totally spaced. Abby Wilde: Me too. Beth Briggs: Yeah. Wait, what were we just talking about? Kevin Harnisch: [has an idea]... uh, well, Beth, you were just inviting us to your party. Beth Briggs: Party? I'm not having a party. Harold Jenkins: Am I invited? Beth Briggs: Of course. Harold Jenkins: Thanks. Beth Briggs: But wait, I'm not having a party. Harold Jenkins: Oh, so I'm not invited? Beth Briggs: I'm not having a party! Abby Wilde: Yeah, but, I'm invited, right? Beth Briggs: No, nobody's invited! You guy - I'm not having a party! Kevin Harnisch: Wow, that's gonna be tough, then. Beth: What is? Kevin Harnisch: Telling all the people who you invited that the party's off. Beth Briggs: What are you talking about? Kevin Harnisch: [laughs a little] I think you told, like half the school about you're party. Beth Briggs: No way, I would remember if I did something that stupid. Kevin Harnisch: Beth, if still not convinced, we can just ask a couple of random people if they know about you're party. Beth Briggs: Okay. I can deal with that. Kevin Harnisch: Cool. [stands on lunch table] Listen up O'Grady! Beth's havin' a party tonight, who's comin'? cafeteria: [pause a few seconds, then the hole room starts to cheer] Kevin Harnisch: See, everybody knew. Beth Briggs: [puts her face in her hands] Oh my God. Harold Jenkins: Now am I invited?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Beth Briggs: [about the party] I'm gonna be grounded for life! Kevin Harnisch: Take it easy, I've pulled off bigger jobs than this. Abby Wilde: You have? Kevin Harnisch: Sure! Remember when Dr. Myer's car ended up on the roof of the science wing? Abby Wilde: Oh my God, that was you? Kevin Harnisch: [smugly] I will neither confirm nor deny it. Kevin Harnisch: Yeah, it was me.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Harold Jenkins: [reading note written on his hands] Hmm. Leave early... party - huh? 30 pizzas oven. What does that mean? Girl Customer at counter: Is something burning? Harold Jenkins: [slowly, listening to each word] Is something burning. Harold Jenkins: Yes.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Harold Jenkins: [trying to read girls at the party's handwriting] 'Scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me. 'Scuse me, will you sign a get-well card, please? Girl #1: For who? Harold Jenkins: [whispers] For Kevin. Girl #2: [they look at Kevin, who's jumping into a moshpit] He looks fine to me.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Beth Briggs: [on phone with Abby, angry] I'm having a party! Abby Wilde: You are? Why didn't you invite me? Beth Briggs: Abby, YOU were here! But then you ran out to pick up the pizzas, remember? Oh... my God!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Harold Jenkins: [to Iris, who's number is on the note] So, you... like me? Iris: [huffs and walks out] Harold Jenkins: Aw, c'mon, baby! Don't be like that! Harold Jenkins: Come back! No- aww, Iris! We can work this out! I've been looking for you all night, Iris: [takes off jacket and gets on his knees, pleading] Harold Jenkins: I found you! Harold's gonna treat you ri-hight!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin Harnisch: Give up? And get caught? Do all those guys in all those party-movies ever get caught? No way.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Party Gong Kevin: Hey Flake. We were just stopping by to thank you for lettin' us uh, use your place tonight, party was awesome. Mrs. Briggs: [confused] ... what? Party? But, Beth, you said that - Kevin: Oh, man you shoulda been here, it was sweet! There were at least uh, what would you say, Beth, 100 people? Beth Briggs: Make him stop! Abby Wilde: Tell me how. Kevin: [reminiscing] Aw, we used your massage table for the poker game... hope you don't mind. Mrs. Briggs: [quietly, furious] My massage table? Beth Briggs: No, mom... Harold Jenkins: Kevin, what're you doin', man? Kevin: Relax, Harold. Mrs. Briggs: [to Beth] I thought you learned your lesson last time, young lady! Kevin: 5. Mrs. Briggs: Brandy still hasn't forgiven you! Kevin: 4. Mrs. Briggs: I swear, I'll never be able to trust you again! Kevin: 3. Mrs. Briggs: You're grounded. Kevin: 2. Mrs. Briggs: Indefinitely! Kevin: And, 1. Mrs. Briggs: [gong goes off, weirdness strikes again] ... oooh, woah, woo, woo-hoo! I am sorry, Beth, did you, did you say you had a good evening? Beth Briggs: ...yes... evening... great.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Dr. Myers: [busts into classroom out of nowhere] Hello everyone. Sorry to bust in on you but, I heard a lot of laughing. Thought there might be cake.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Kevin: [during debate on communism] Nice mole. Abby: For the 100th time, it's a beauty mark! Kevin: Maybe your mole is a communist! Nice mole, comrade! [salutes]
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Kevin Harnisch: I know how to read, I just choose not to.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Abby: [about Beth's clone] Abby: She's so cute. Beth: I know, she's adorable. Abby: Hi! CloneBeth: Hi! Beth: Hi me! Abby: Is that your outfit? Beth: Yeah, that's my outfit. Actually, those are your boots. Abby: Oh my God, I thought they were my boots. They look cute on her though. Beth: I know, she looks really good. Abby: But I want them back.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Harold: [Harold obnoxiously whispers during class] Harold: Man. Hey Kevin! Kevin! Kevin: [exhales] Yeah, Harold. Harold: Kevin! Kevin: Yeah. Harold: ...how many clones do we get? Kevin: [flatly] Six. Harold: SIX? A whole six? Kevin: Dude, I don't know. Harold: Kevin! Kevin: It just started. Harold: Kevin! Kevin: So I don't know anything about the cloning, man! Harold: What will we do with SIX clones, man! Kevin: Dude I wasn't - - I was making that up! Harold: Ohhhhh. Man. Kevin! Kevin: [laughing a little] Harold. Harold: Kevin! Kevin: What, Harold, what? Harold: This is gonna be GREAT. Kevin: Harold shut up. Harold: I was only askin'.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Dr. Myers: [over loud speaker] And try to stay calm so that you don't keep re-cloning. I mean, let's be honest, the school feels like a sardine can as it is. Harold: RE-cloning? [whispering] Oh man. Hey Kevin. Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: [annoyed] Yeah Harold? Harold: Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: Yeah? Harold: How many clones can we get? Kevin Harnisch: [sarcastically] Six. Harold: Six? A whole six? Kevin Harnisch: Dude, I don't know. Harold: Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: It just started. Harold: Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: So I don't know anything about the cloning, man! Harold: What would we do with six clones, man? Kevin Harnisch: Dude, I wasn't- I was making that up! Harold: Aw man! Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: [laughing] Harold. Harold: Kevin! Kevin Harnisch: What, Harold, what? Harold: This is gonna be great!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Dr. Myers: [summing up morning announcements] So remember, flags, blood, and clones! Have a great O'Grady day!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Clones Kevin Harnisch: [Kevin's clone is playing guitar] Hey man, I'm pretty good at guitar. Kevin's Clone: Thanks. Kevin Harnisch: Play that chord again, dude. Now teach me a little Zeppelin. Kevin's Clone: What's that? Kevin Harnisch: Dude, Jimmy Page! It's like God... playing... with Jesus. Kevin's Clone: What's God?

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