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 | Season 1 / Episode 18: - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan Mike Platt: God's sake. Jordan: Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me. Chau Presley: It's just so springy, I can't resist. Jordan: Can you resist me? Chau Presley: Wow, even springier. Liz Lombardi: Look, let's just ignore them. Jordan: Chau. Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Chau. [sighs] Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Ohh, Chau! [moans] Chau Presley: What? I am right here on top of you! |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Wasserman: Let me ask you, have you given any thought to the kind of cut you would like? Euan: Well uh, well no. Dr. Wasserman: Would you like to pick one out from "The Big Book Of Penises"? Euan: Uh, I suppose... Dr. Wasserman: Joking! Joking! Euan: Oh! Dr. Wasserman: There is no "Big Book Of Penises"! I mean, maybe there is one, but I certainly don't have it! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Water? Mike Platt: No, thanks. I have one. Euan: Oh, well I figured you might need a "backup". Just in case the other one runs out! |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Wasserman: Ahh, reading about Mel Gibson, I see. He's circumcised. Euan: Really? It just says here that it rained a lot during the filming of "Braveheart". |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: Check out my sign. Chau Presley: We don't need no education. Get it? *"Education"*, "The Education of Max Bickford". Euan: But it says we don't need it. Chau Presley: No it says "We *don't* need *no* education". It's a double negative, which means we *do* need it! Mike Platt: Chau, I'm not sure how to tell you this but, I think your sign's a little retarded! Chau Presley: Yeah, retarded. Like a fox! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: If you hurt that girl I will kill you, nurse you back to health, and then kill you again! |
| Unknown Episode: Mike Platt: [after Status' dog has farted, Mike is laughing] What? Gas is funny. And dog gas is like seven times as funny! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Oh my God! I just met Krisie Lee's boyfriend Chau Presley: Oh... was he a big guy? Oh! But with an ironic nick-name like "Tiny"! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Oh God, what do I do?... Euan: Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend! Liz Lombardi: What? Euan: Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true! Euan: And you two... Chau Presley: Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas! Liz Lombardi: Yep I'm his girlfriend! Euan: Yeah give some sugar baby! Liz Lombardi: Oh! Mike Platt: Hey! Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back to him... ] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too! Mike Platt: [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him... ] You just slipped me the toungue... Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam! |
| Unknown Episode: Jordan: Euan's uncircumsized, isn't that gross? Nathan 'Status Quo': It's certainly gross to talk about it. |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: [Mike is trying to change his image] Wait a minute, where are the clothes we bought you? I thought you were changing your image, you look exactly the same. Mike Platt: [Slightly slurred] I don't think so. [Sticks out his tongue to reveal a tongue-piercing] Euan: You pierced your tongue? Mike Platt: Yeah, no dit Derlock! Liz Lombardi: Yeah, that reminds me. I've gotta go, I've got a date tonight. Euan: Hang on, Mike's tongue-ring reminds you that you have a date tonight? Liz Lombardi: Yeah. *He's* got a stud in his mouth... |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: You know! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: Euan, can I crash here tonight? My house is infested with ants. Euan: Why don't you just spray them? Chau Presley: I would, but my uncles would get really mad. You know! [laughs] But seriously, I hate them. |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Mike, did you see them? There were boobies out for all to see! Did you see them chau? Boobies! Mike Platt: I told you, she's Bohemian. Chau Presley: Dude, why's it got to be about race with you? |
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