Mike Platt

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Eddie Kaye Thomas
Began acting at the age of seven in his hometown of New York City. By 10, he had appeared in "Richard ...

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Mike Platt Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan Mike Platt: God's sake. Jordan: Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me. Chau Presley: It's just so springy, I can't resist. Jordan: Can you resist me? Chau Presley: Wow, even springier. Liz Lombardi: Look, let's just ignore them. Jordan: Chau. Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Chau. [sighs] Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Ohh, Chau! [moans] Chau Presley: What? I am right here on top of you!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: Water? Mike Platt: No, thanks. I have one. Euan: Oh, well I figured you might need a "backup". Just in case the other one runs out!
	Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: Check out my sign. Chau Presley: We don't need no education. Get it? "Education", "The Education of Max Bickford". Euan: But it says we don't need it. Chau Presley: No it says "We don't need no education". It's a double negative, which means we do need it! Mike Platt: Chau, I'm not sure how to tell you this but, I think your sign's a little retarded! Chau Presley: Yeah, retarded. Like a fox!
	Unknown Episode: Mike Platt: [after Status' dog has farted, Mike is laughing] What? Gas is funny. And dog gas is like seven times as funny!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas! Liz Lombardi: Yep I'm his girlfriend! Euan: Yeah give some sugar baby! Liz Lombardi: Oh! Mike Platt: Hey! Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back to him... ] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too! Mike Platt: [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him... ] You just slipped me the toungue... Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: [Mike is trying to change his image] Wait a minute, where are the clothes we bought you? I thought you were changing your image, you look exactly the same. Mike Platt: [Slightly slurred] I don't think so. [Sticks out his tongue to reveal a tongue-piercing] Euan: You pierced your tongue? Mike Platt: Yeah, no dit Derlock! Liz Lombardi: Yeah, that reminds me. I've gotta go, I've got a date tonight. Euan: Hang on, Mike's tongue-ring reminds you that you have a date tonight? Liz Lombardi: Yeah. He's got a stud in his mouth...
	Unknown Episode: Euan: Mike, did you see them? There were boobies out for all to see! Did you see them chau? Boobies! Mike Platt: I told you, she's Bohemian. Chau Presley: Dude, why's it got to be about race with you?

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