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Liz Lombardi Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan Mike Platt: God's sake. Jordan: Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me. Chau Presley: It's just so springy, I can't resist. Jordan: Can you resist me? Chau Presley: Wow, even springier. Liz Lombardi: Look, let's just ignore them. Jordan: Chau. Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Chau. [sighs] Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Ohh, Chau! [moans] Chau Presley: What? I am right here on top of you!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: Oh God, what do I do?... Euan: Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend! Liz Lombardi: What? Euan: Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true! Euan: And you two... Chau Presley: Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas! Liz Lombardi: Yep I'm his girlfriend! Euan: Yeah give some sugar baby! Liz Lombardi: Oh! Mike Platt: Hey! Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back to him... ] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too! Mike Platt: [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him... ] You just slipped me the toungue... Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam!
	Unknown Episode: Euan: [Mike is trying to change his image] Wait a minute, where are the clothes we bought you? I thought you were changing your image, you look exactly the same. Mike Platt: [Slightly slurred] I don't think so. [Sticks out his tongue to reveal a tongue-piercing] Euan: You pierced your tongue? Mike Platt: Yeah, no dit Derlock! Liz Lombardi: Yeah, that reminds me. I've gotta go, I've got a date tonight. Euan: Hang on, Mike's tongue-ring reminds you that you have a date tonight? Liz Lombardi: Yeah. *He's* got a stud in his mouth...

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