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 | Season 1 / Episode 18: - Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan Mike Platt: God's sake. Jordan: Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me. Chau Presley: It's just so springy, I can't resist. Jordan: Can you resist me? Chau Presley: Wow, even springier. Liz Lombardi: Look, let's just ignore them. Jordan: Chau. Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Chau. [sighs] Chau Presley: What? Jordan: Ohh, Chau! [moans] Chau Presley: What? I am right here on top of you! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: Check out my sign. Chau Presley: We don't need no education. Get it? *"Education"*, "The Education of Max Bickford". Euan: But it says we don't need it. Chau Presley: No it says "We *don't* need *no* education". It's a double negative, which means we *do* need it! Mike Platt: Chau, I'm not sure how to tell you this but, I think your sign's a little retarded! Chau Presley: Yeah, retarded. Like a fox! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: If you hurt that girl I will kill you, nurse you back to health, and then kill you again! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Oh my God! I just met Krisie Lee's boyfriend Chau Presley: Oh... was he a big guy? Oh! But with an ironic nick-name like "Tiny"! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Oh God, what do I do?... Euan: Liz! Liz, Be my girlfriend! Liz Lombardi: What? Euan: Come on play along! You're fantasy's finally coming true! Euan: And you two... Chau Presley: Uhhh... we're you're GAY friends! |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: [opens the door to greet Mr. Dexter] Oh Mr. Dexter! How wonderful to see you! This is my girlfriend Liz, we're in a committed relationship totally monogomas! Liz Lombardi: Yep I'm his girlfriend! Euan: Yeah give some sugar baby! Liz Lombardi: Oh! Mike Platt: Hey! Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back to him... ] Oh don't worry Chau's got some sugar for you too! Mike Platt: [Mike mortified... pushes Chau away and runs for the door... stops... pauses... looks back at Chau and points at him... ] You just slipped me the toungue... Chau Presley: [pulls Mike back] Dude they were kissing, so we had to kiss... Great you blew Euans whole scam! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: You know! |
| Unknown Episode: Chau Presley: Euan, can I crash here tonight? My house is infested with ants. Euan: Why don't you just spray them? Chau Presley: I would, but my uncles would get really mad. You know! [laughs] But seriously, I hate them. |
| Unknown Episode: Euan: Mike, did you see them? There were boobies out for all to see! Did you see them chau? Boobies! Mike Platt: I told you, she's Bohemian. Chau Presley: Dude, why's it got to be about race with you? |
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