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Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: Oh my God, it's Chad Everett! Paco Ortiz: I know. Doesn't he look great? Jack Trenton: It's just makeup. You put enough of that on anybody, they'll look good.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Hank Kaplan: I can't believe it. I'm doing rounds with Ben Casey. Vince Edwards: Vince. Vince Edwards. Dr. Hank Kaplan: Yeah, to you, maybe.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: We need a doctor! Larry Linville: I'm not a doctor, I just played one on TV!
	Unknown Episode: Joanna Joyce: I can't believe it! I choked on Chad Everett's chicken and then he saved me!
	Unknown Episode: Casey MacAfee: Don't you have work to pretend to be doing?
	Unknown Episode: Charlie Deitz: Why would you wanna go to San Pokeno for anyway? The night life there stinks! Last time I was there, the only thing that crawled into my bed had eight legs and a stinger. Dr. Hank Kaplan: A scorpion? Charlie Deitz: No. Four hookers and a cocktail shaker.
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Julie Milbury: Who would you sleep with for a million bucks? Nurse Annie Roland: Denzel Washington, no doubt about it! I don't know where I'd come up with that kind of money though.
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Annie Roland: Now where have you been? I've got work for your convict butt to do. Jack Trenton: Hey, I'm not here to take orders from you! Nurse Annie Roland: No, you're here because you were convicted by a jury of your peers.
	Unknown Episode: Paco Ortiz: I don't get it. How'd she know I punched Jack's time card? Nurse Annie Roland: I don't get why we need a time clock at all. Nurse Julie Milbury: Here's what I don't get: why skydivers wear helmets. I mean, if the chute doesn't open, do they really think the helmet's gonna do any good?
	Unknown Episode: Casey MacAfee: Now you're being modest, which is another wonderful quality you have. You know, I wish I could be more modest, but then I'd have to throw out my entire wardrobe.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Hank Kaplan: You are a blabbermouth. You tell everything about everyone to everybody all the time! Nurse Julie Milbury: For your information, I keep a lot of things to myself. I never told anyone about a certain blond in accounting who was in a porno film. Dr. Hank Kaplan: Cynthia? Nurse Julie Milbury: No, Maggie Patterson. "Buns in the Sun." It's a rental. But you're missing my point about keeping people's secrets!
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Julie Milbury: Gina, I've never been married, never been pregnant, never had a relationship that's lasted longer than a month, but I can tell you from my experience that I have nothing to offer.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: The important thing here is that I gave you the rope and you stabbed me in the back with it.
	Unknown Episode: Casey MacAfee: Orderly, are you sniffing my hair again? Paco Ortiz: Which answer would please you more?
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Annie Roland: Don't start with your Discovery Channel, Julie. I'll show you want the crocodile did to the zebra when he went to take a swim!
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: You know, I'm getting sick and tired of your stupid little game of Bedpans and Broomsticks, Cruella!
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: Now, how many dependants do you wish to declare? I claim eleven. That's more than the Waltons! Course, they prob'ly don't even pay taxes...
	Unknown Episode: Sister Mary Alma: Who's been talking behind my back? The road to Hell is paved with wagging tongues!
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Julie Milbury: Yeah, Luke, I've never seen you scared of anything. Luke Fitzgerald: I'm not. Except for being struck by lightning -- and I wasn't even scared of that the first two times.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: Oh, but I've made some bad investments too. Diet Scotch. What was I thinking? Drunk people don't care if they're fat!
	Unknown Episode: Luke Fitzgerald: What the hell am I doing? Sister Mary Alma: You're cursing, that's what you're doing. The road to Hell is paved with profanity users! Luke Fitzgerald: You know, your road to Hell's gotta be about the best paved road there is!
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Annie Roland: That'll give you some idea what a gentleman he is. He called from the lobby to say he's here. Gina Cuevas: I tell you, this could be the one, Sandy. Nurse Sandy Miller: Because he can dial four digits? I need a little more from a man than dexterity in his index finger... Well...
	Unknown Episode: Luke Fitzgerald: Well, as you know, doc, movement is still possible after braindeath due to residual motor impulses. Dr. Hank Kaplan: Sure, chickens with their heads cut off, corpses sitting upright in their coffins... Luke Fitzgerald: These are a few of my favorite things!
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Annie Roland: He's got a great personality! Nurse Sandy Miller: Great personality? I know what that means. Face like a rodent.
	Unknown Episode: Dr. Hank Kaplan: [introducing Larry Csonka] Here's everyone's favorite Dolphin. Nurse Julie Milbury: Flipper's here?
	Unknown Episode: Gina Cuevas: It must be awful to be in bed with a dead man. Nurse Annie Roland: Oh, I don't know. You get used to it after 3 or 4 years.
	Unknown Episode: Jack Trenton: This geezer doesn't have anything I could catch, does he? Nurse Annie Roland: I doubt it. He has a bad heart and you haven't got a heart at all.
	Unknown Episode: Nurse Julie Milbury: Hey, Paco. Do you feel lucky? Paco Ortiz: You ask that of someone who cleans up vomit for a living?

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