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Max Denby: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Norm Henderson: Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
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Stranger: [reference from "Jerry McGuire"] Show me the money
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Norm Henderson: You are a worthy adversary. We will meet again - if, provided I survive the series of skin-graphs and years of painful physiotherapy.
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Artie Henderson: I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.
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Norm: Ah, it was nothing, actually it was a huge sacrifice, it was not unlike that guy, uh, Jesus Christ Almighty!
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Norm Henderson: I hate you. You've never given me anything to be happy for!
Max Denby: I gave you life!
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Norm: See ya soon Vic.
Vic: Yeah, screw you Norm.
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Laurie: What are you going to keep doing this all your life? You know there is nothing sadder than a 70-year-old prostitute!
Norm: Yeah, you don't wanna have to be taking your teeth out twenty or thirty times a day!
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Mr. Denby: Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson) [on the phone]: Okay, sir
Mr. Denby: You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China?
Norm Henderson: Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second. [into phone, in Chinese] Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can?
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Norm Henderson: He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally!
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Mr. Denby: The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm.
Norm: There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street.
Laurie: You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop?
Norm: There's a bathroom in the donut shop?
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Max Denby: My ex-wife, who for the purposes of this conversation I'll just call... biiiitttccchhh!


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