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Max Denby Quotes
Danny Sanchez: Oh, ah, Mr. Denby! Um, ah, these are the guys I told you about from the Spanish-language newspaper that's doing an interview on me, and, ah, they want to take a picture of me and you shaking hands. [putting a hand out]
Max Denby: [Denby recoils back, flailing since Danny is sick and he's trying to avoid getting sick] I'm not going to shake your hands, you're, you're stuffed full of germs like a virus piñata!
Danny Sanchez: Please, sir, it's really important.
Max Denby: No! [then watched the two reporters conversing in Spanish] What's a, what's a matter? What's he saying?
Danny Sanchez: Ah, well, they're wondering why you won't touch me. They think you harbor resentment against me because I'm an up and coming latino.
Max Denby: That's not, that's not true. I-I-I touch Hispanics all the time! I, ah-ah - not excessive touching, you know. Just, just when they ask for it. [stuttering and motioning with his hands] Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell them I, I'm not shaking your hands because you got a cold. [motioning to the reporters] El dirto! Ah-ah-ah-ah, sur la mano!
Max Denby: Listen, everyone, I got some wonderful news: my dog Fifi is preganent [mispronouncing "pregnant"]
Norm Henderson: Congratulations, sir! I knew you had it in ya!
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