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3x11 The Trainer
First Aired: Dec. 19, 1996 on NBC
Summary: All of WNYX is up in arms when they discover Dave is actually a Canadian, not a mid-westerner. Bill joins a health club. Dave tries to teach Jimmy table manners for his upcoming dinner with the president. |
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Episode Quotes
Jimmy: Where's the food?
Dave: It's just pretend.
Jimmy: Dave, pretend is for little girls and mental patients. Sucks on pretend! Do you have any real food?
Dave: There's, um... 10-day-old donuts.
Jimmy: All right.
Dave: Don't eat it. Bear in mind that it's 10 days old.
Jimmy: [Looking at how hard it is] I'll try to resist.
Dave: It's just pretend.
Jimmy: Dave, pretend is for little girls and mental patients. Sucks on pretend! Do you have any real food?
Dave: There's, um... 10-day-old donuts.
Jimmy: All right.
Dave: Don't eat it. Bear in mind that it's 10 days old.
Jimmy: [Looking at how hard it is] I'll try to resist.
Dave: Sir, I've eaten with you dozens of times, and your table manners are fine.
Jimmy: No they are NOT fine! Listen to me. I've spent years cultivating the worst table manners on the planet.
Dave: Excuse me?
Jimmy: You don't get it, do you?
Dave: No, but... you know, I've grown accustomed to that.
Jimmy: It's an old business ploy. You intimidate the guy you're dealing with by eating like a slob.
Dave: And... that's effective?
Jimmy: Oh, hell, yes. I've cut millions off of deals by eating baked beans with my HANDS.
Jimmy: No they are NOT fine! Listen to me. I've spent years cultivating the worst table manners on the planet.
Dave: Excuse me?
Jimmy: You don't get it, do you?
Dave: No, but... you know, I've grown accustomed to that.
Jimmy: It's an old business ploy. You intimidate the guy you're dealing with by eating like a slob.
Dave: And... that's effective?
Jimmy: Oh, hell, yes. I've cut millions off of deals by eating baked beans with my HANDS.
Matthew Brock: So Catherine, where in Africa are you from?
Catherine Duke: Shut up, Matthew.
Matthew Brock: Say something in African.
Catherine Duke: Shut the... [Edit]
Catherine Duke: Shut up, Matthew.
Matthew Brock: Say something in African.
Catherine Duke: Shut the... [Edit]
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): During Mr. James and Dave's talk about his feelings on being Canadian and being afraid the kids would think he was a spy, the stapler on Dave's desk that's laying on top of a blue piece of office equipment, disappears and reappears a few times.
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