Season 1 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 22
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 22
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Newhart Season 1 (1982-1983)
|1x01 In the Beginning... |
Dick and Joanna Loudon purchase the Stratford Inn in Vermont. They hire a maid, Leslie, for the Inn and later meet their quirky neighbor, Kirk, who happens to be a habitual liar. As ...
|Oct. 25, 1982|
|1x02 Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave |
Dick and Joanna learn that a body is buried in the basement. As they try to get the body moved to a proper burial ground, they learn that the woman was a witch.
|Nov. 01, 1982|
|1x03 Hail to the Councilman |
Dick considers getting into politics when two city officials tell him to run for town council.
|Nov. 08, 1982|
|1x04 Shall We Gather at the River? |
During the River Day Festival, Joanna falls through the ice, causing her to subsequently blame Dick for everything wrong in her life.
|Nov. 15, 1982|
|1x05 This Probably is Condemned |
Dick and the town come together to help get the Minuteman back to code after it's condemned.
|Nov. 22, 1982|
|1x06 No Tigers at the Circus |
Dick is upset when he tries to get the Stratford classified as a historical landmark, but the bid is denied.
|Nov. 29, 1982|
|1x07 The Perfect Match |
Leslie’s high school sweetheart arrives in town to propose marriage to her, much to Kirk’s chagrin.
|Dec. 06, 1982|
|1x08 Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them |
Dick gives a book rave reviews in order to not upset the author. When the writer’s husband hears Dick’s reviews, he lets his wife quit her job and pursue writing full time. Now ...
|Dec. 13, 1982|
|1x09 No Room at the Inn |
During a massive Christmas Eve snow storm, 24 guests are snowed in at the inn. While Kirk tries to entertain the guests, Dick must find room for a man named Joseph and his very pregnant ...
|Dec. 20, 1982|
|1x10 The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet |
A U.S. Senator’s wife checks into the Inn and later holds a press conference to announce her divorce.
|Dec. 27, 1982|
|1x11 Sprained Dreams |
Dick ruins Leslie’s hopes to become a professional skier when he falls on her, causing a sprain.
|Jan. 03, 1983|
|1x12 The Way We Thought We Were |
A former lover of George’s visits the inn, but they’re both disappointed to find neither person is how they remember.
|Jan. 10, 1983|
|1x13 The Visitors |
Dick and Joanna eagerly await the arrival of their ‘fun’ friends, but later regret inviting them when they treat them as innkeepers, not old friends.
|Jan. 17, 1983|
|1x14 What is This Thing Called Lust? |
Leslie’s beautiful cousin, Stephanie, visits Vermont before her upcoming wedding. But despite her nearing nuptials, Stephanie begins to fall for Kirk.
|Jan. 31, 1983|
|1x15 Breakfast Theater |
A former famous comic, Manny Silver, comes to the inn, jogging Dick’s memory about a favor he owes Manny after he jumpstarted Dick’s writing career. Manny guilts Dick into letting ...
|Feb. 07, 1983|
|1x16 Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose |
Kirk is sent to the hospital to have an object removed from his nose, leaving Darryl in charge of the café. Meanwhile, just as Dick and Joanna are ready to leave for New York, they’re ...
|Feb. 14, 1983|
|1x17 A View from the Bench |
Dick, George and Kirk head to Boston for a Celtics game. While the boys are away, Leslie and Joanna wait for a guest.
|Feb. 21, 1983|
|1x18 The Boy Who Cried Goat |
Kirk reports that his café was robbed, but due to several past instances of dishonesty, the insurance adjuster does not believe Kirk’s story.
|Mar. 13, 1983|
|1x19 Heaven Knows Mr. Utley |
George becomes the butt of everyone’s jokes when he claims to have seen a UFO.
|Mar. 20, 1983|
|1x20 You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You |
Dick accidentally insults Joanna by calling her a homebody.
|Mar. 27, 1983|
|1x21 Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have |
Kirk finally lands a date with Leslie, but his grandmother comes to town the day of the date.
|Apr. 03, 1983|
|1x22 I Enjoy Being a Guy |
Dick is invited to join a golfing group and finds that the guys’ gambling habits and terrible golf skills make him a big winner.
|Apr. 10, 1983|
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Season 1 Quotes
|Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Perfect Match|
Dick Loudon: 10 below is colder than you might think.
George Utley: How far did you get?
Dick Loudon: How far is the end of the driveway?
George Utley: Oh about 80 feet.
Dick Loudon: Okay, so about 40 feet.
Dick Loudon: If we stick to it, soon we'll be able to get the mail.
|Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose|
Prisoner #1: That was a delicious meal, ma'am.
Joanna loudon: Thank you, I'm glad you liked it.
Prisoner #1: If my mother could have cooked like you, I never would have killed her.
Season 1 Trivia
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