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 | Season 8 / Episode 24: - The Last Newhart First Darryl, Second Darryl: QUIET! Dick Loudon: Your- your brothers can speak? Why didn't they say anything up 'till now? Larry: I guess they've never been this P.O.'ed before. |
| Season 8 / Episode 9: - Attack of the Killer Aunt Stephanie Vanderkellen: Wait, there's something wrong with these pictures, I can't put my finger on it... Dick Loudon: You're not in them? Stephanie Vanderkellen: That's it! |
| Season 8 / Episode 9: - Attack of the Killer Aunt Brad Pettibone: [forlorn to Joanna] Why is it, my love, that so many moments are spoiled by wedlock? Dick Loudon: Tell me about it. |
| Season 7 / Episode 19: - Homes and Jo-Jo Charles: [after George hides Charles from Larry, Darryl, and Darryl] Thank you so much for concealing me, George. Master Darryl was getting to be too much for one manservant to endure. George Utley: I know you'd do the same for me if I ever ran away from Dick and Joanna. Charles: I don't think the Loudons would ever chase you through the forest naked while hurling squirrel pellets at your bum. George Utley: No, but I'm supposed to watch "Vermont Today," and that's just as painful. |
| Season 5 / Episode 9: - Utley, Can You Spend a Dime Michael Harris: Oh, Cupcake, our photo session is this Friday at six. Stephanie Vanderkellen: Perfect! Early evening is one of my five best times of day. Joanna Loudon: Didn't you two get your pictures taken *last* month? Stephanie Vanderkellen: Joanna, you'd get your picture taken a lot, too, if you looked like this. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - The Fan Michael Harris: [making introductions] Tracy, Dick. Michael Harris: Dick, Tracy. |
| Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose Prisoner #1: That was a delicious meal, ma'am. Joanna loudon: Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. Prisoner #1: If my mother could have cooked like you, I never would have killed her. |
| Season 1 / Episode 11: - Sprained Dreams Joanna loudon: Have some coffee, Dick. Dick Loudon: I don't deserve coffee. George Utley: You deserve this. |
| Unknown Episode: Larry: I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl. |
| Unknown Episode: George Utley: Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl. |
| Unknown Episode: George Utley: Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney. Dick Loudon: Thanks George. What was it? George Utley: I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away. |
| Unknown Episode: Stephanie Vanderkellen: I discovered I like bowling. |
| Unknown Episode: Arthur Vanderkellen: I can't help it, I like that boy. |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Robert Hartley: [final lines, Dick wakes up as Bob from "The Bob Newhart Show"] I just had had the strangest dream. I just dreamt that I was married to a beautiful blonde and we owned an inn that was going to be turned into a golf club. Emily Hartley: [wakes up, turns the light on] That's it, no more shrimp before bed. [turns light off] Emily Hartley: [turns light back on, jealous] Beautiful blonde? |
| Unknown Episode: Dick Loudon: [During Founders' Day, Dick has been placed in the stocks] My nose itches. [calling out] Anybody! Stratch my nose! Anybody! OK, 5 bucks! Anybody, scratch my nose for 5 bucks! Larry: Okay. [Hands Dick $5 and scratches his nose] Dick Loudon: Okay, anybody else, scratch my nose for 5 bucks! |
| Unknown Episode: Dick Loudon: Ick. Joanna Loudon: And what would you say if you weren't a college graduate? |
| Unknown Episode: First Darryl, Second Darryl: Quiet! |
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