Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - Episode Quotes

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	Unknown Episode: Ned Bigby: I need you to get me some clothes. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What? Ned Bigby: I'm naked and I need you to get me some clothes. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What? Why don't you have your girlfriend do it? Ned Bigby: Because I'm NAKED! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'm next in line to see The Wild Boy! Ned Bigby: I repeat: I'M NAKED!
	Unknown Episode: Simon "Cookie" Cook: I have to get on that bus or . . or... Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Or what? Simon "Cookie" Cook: I can't tell you! It might jeopardize my secret identity. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, don't tell me you're the freak in the bird costume I heard about.
	Unknown Episode: Suzie Crabgrass: You know, we don't have to go to the Rose Garden. We can just talk a walk and look for your pants. Ned Bigby: Oh, we're going to the Rose Garden... and we're gonna TOTALLY make-out!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else Ned Bigby: I hate green. Simon "Cookie" Cook: I love green! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why do you two hang out? You're complete opposites. Ned Bigby, Simon "Cookie" Cook: He keeps me centered.
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else Gordy: Hey, do you like Ned? Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: What? Why? Does Ned like me? Gordy: Pssh! I don't know! But if he did, that would be weird, huh? Or would it? Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: It's just that we've been friends for so long and going out could totally ruin that. And he completely bombed my boyfriend test. BUT YEAH, I THINK I LIKE HIM!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Guide to: Tests & When You Like Someone Who is Going Out with Someone Else Ned Bigby: Go find out if Moze likes me. Gordy: What? I am not Cupid, you know! I have a job! Ned Bigby, Gordy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gordy: Fine, I'll go find out.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Guide to: Health & Jealousy Simon "Cookie" Cook: Moze! I need you to be my fake girlfriend and make Lisa jealous at lunch today! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Sorry, I'm already fake going out with Ned.
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Guide to: Health & Jealousy Ned Bigby: [Ned and Moze just kissed to prove to Missy they're dating] Ahem, very convincing. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Anything for a pal. Ned Bigby: Right, right. So, uh, how are you and Faymen doing? You know, just asking. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Huh? Oh, right, um... [Faymen comes in fighting Seth-both in Sumo Wrestling outfits] He's fighting for my honor. Or something...
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Guide to: Health & Jealousy Billy "Bully" Loomer: What are you two losers doing? Seth Powers: I am fighting for Jennifer's honor in a sumo wrestling outfit, for she is my one true love! Faymen Phorchin: No, she's mine! Billy "Bully" Loomer: No, she's mine! And I will fight for her! Seth Powers: Fine! But we're really tired from Girl Honor Fighting!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Guide to: Health & Jealousy Seth Powers: Hey! Jennifer's my girl, bucko! [Slaps Faymen with a white glove] Faymen Phorchin: Fine, but I must warn you, my friend. I am the jealous type! [Slaps Seth with his own white glove. They start slapping each other repeatedly] Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Guys! Guys! Don't be jealous over me! And where are you getting the white gloves?
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Guide to: Health & Jealousy Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Why don't you just tell Missy the truth - you're not interested in her. Ned Bigby: Because the truth doesn't WORK on crazy people!
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: So how'd things go with Fayman? Ned Bigby: Something tells me he doesn't like me. Actually, it was him!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Guide to: Fundraising & Competition Ned Bigby: Come on! We are men! For centries we have ruled and messed up this world!
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Hey! If you can't stand the heat, get out of my extra-credit volcano!
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving Evelyn Kwong: Mosely! Boys like you. Why don't they like me? I'M LIKEABLE! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Wel,, Evelyn... It may be... That you tend to come on too strong. Evelyn Kwong: I DO NOT COME ON TOO STRONG! Oh! You're right! Teach me. Teach me your expert boy ways! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I don't think so. Evelyn Kwong: Please! Please! Please! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And I'm not an expert. [Evelyn continues pleading] And begging never works on me.
	Season 3 / Episode 11: - Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving Ned Bigby: [Cookie is dressed in drag] Heeeeeeey! What are you doing? Simon "Cookie" Cook: Going undercover to find out what Lisa likes in a guy. Ned Bigby: I don't think it's this!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play Missy Meany: It's not like we're guys!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play Ned Bigby: Never? I will never say never. Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: You just did... three times.
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play Ned Bigby: You heard him! He's going to try to steal Suzie with his kiss! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Quiet! The play's already started and it's too late to stop it now. Ned Bigby: It's never too late! I'm Ned Bigby and I never say "never!" Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: You just said it! Three times!
	Season 3 / Episode 8: - Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I have to pee and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days Dr. Xavier: [holding out rollerblades] Here! Put these on! Simon "Cookie" Cook: But isn't that stealing? Dr. Xavier: In my country we call it "Brachtenstung" Simon "Cookie" Cook: What's that mean? Dr. Xavier: Stealing. But I'll bring them back later.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment Ned Bigby: I... Am Fartacus!
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment Ned Bigby: I'm meeting Suzie at the water fountain for a drink... of water. Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Oh, you're thirsty? [sprays Ned in the face with her water bottle] Ned Bigby: Is something wrong? Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO BE THIRSTY ANYMORE, OK?
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment Crony: There's Cookie! It's like taking pants... From a baby with candy!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies Jennifer 'Moze' Mosley: PUPPY BEAR! Oh, how I've missed you! [sees Ned giving her a strange look] Oh, how I wish you hadn't seen that!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: [hugging PuppyBear] Oh, how I've missed you! [Ned gives her a weird look] Oh, how I wish you hadn't seen that!
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies Simone Moma: You tell the truth! Because that is what great artists do! Ned Bigby: Really? You think I'm a great artist? Simone Moma: Oh, no, no. You got lucky.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I know what it's like to lose something... very special. Ned Bigby: Here we go-The PuppyBear Story! Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: It was sixth grade. I should have outgrown PuppyBear, but I still brought him to school with me... Ned Bigby: You loved him! You lost him! He was ann ugly stuffed dog... bear... thing!
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I'm a little freaked out.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found Ned Bigby: Well, that couldn't have not worked any better!