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	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Timothy McGee: You do realize this is a trap? She's practically inviting us to mess with her. Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, what kind of man would I be if I turned down such an enticing invitation. Special Agent Timothy McGee: You wouldn't be a sucker. Ziva David: [DiNozzo picks up a marker and starts moving towards Ziva's face]... Touch me and die!
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I left him with the boat. He trailered it to the west coast. It was a gift for my god daughter. NCIS Director Leon Vance: And this is how he repays you.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Abby Sciuto: This is the crime scene. It was flown here on a C-130 cargo plane. Along with 2 bodies and all the evidence. And now it is mine. It is all mine! So I can figure out the mystery. Special Agent Timothy McGee: What mystery? Who the dead guys were? Ziva David: Or who killed them? Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Or how they ended up on the boat. Abby Sciuto: Sure, uh, you guys should work on that. While I figure out how he got it out of the basement.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Shoved him off and disappeared. NCIS Director Leon Vance: That last part's the part that I really don't like. If he's gone to ground, that means this isn't over yet. You got any idea where he might be? Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Your guess is as good as mine, Leon. NCIS Director Leon Vance: For some reason, I doubt that's true. But I'm going to give you some leeway on this, Gibbs. As it is your friend, your boat, your mess... My patience will evaporate quickly if another body shows up before Franks does.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: There is a fine line between cowboy and outlaw. Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And with the level of overkill here, you conclusion is -? Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Mike Franks has crossed that line.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Mike Franks: You gonna stand there glaring at me, probie or you gonna give me a hand with the bags... or you gonna shoot me? Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No, I thought I'd ask you a few questions first, then I may shoot you.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Thos two men you killed, why were they after you? Mike Franks: Damn, probie. I was hoping you could tell me.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You know, Mike, I'm used to shells and bodies and cover ups as your big finale. Something starts off like this, I don't want to think about the count.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why would I knock? There's no lock on that door. Mike Franks: Somone may be on the other side with a gun. Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why would somebody be standing on the other side with a gun? Mike Franks: Because there's no lock on the door.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws NCIS Director Leon Vance: How's the statement coming, Mike? Mike Franks: ...Uh, it's a load of crap. Probie called me on it. NCIS Director Leon Vance: You lied to us? Mike Franks: I'm sure you're shocked and appalled, Director. NCIS Director Leon Vance: I'm relieved. Of all your unsavory character traits, I find taht to be the most palletable. At least there aren't any more bodies.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws NCIS Director Leon Vance: What are we going to hold her on, Mike? She hasn't comitted a crime? Mike Franks: Conspiracy to be a bitch?
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Mike Franks: [to Shada about Leyla and Amira] They're safer with me than they are with you. I can't let you pull them back into the fold.
	Season 7 / Episode 6: - Outlaws and In-Laws Colonel Merton Bell: I tell my men: you take a swing, you make sure you connect hard enough to put the other guy down.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Good memories: ring-n-runs, dine-n-ditch. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Lock-and-load. Got a dead marine. [Tosses keys to Ziva] Agent David, you're driving.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because nobody married to her kills themselves. She's way too attractive for him. The wife did it. NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Should we even bother investigating or just go ahead and arrest her? NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, I like where you're going McGee.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Gibbs gives everyone a cup] You brought us coffee? NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope. NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's apple cider. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Happy Halloween... Breaks over. Run it.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct Ted Rodgers: [From inside his house] THERE'S NO CANDY HERE! NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: NCIS WE DON'T WANT CANDY. NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Speak for yourself David. OPEN UP OR WE'LL SEND THE KIDS IN!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No costume this year, Abs? Abby Sciuto: Oh. After last years Jonas brothers debacle, Vance banned costumes, McGee - skinny jeans - didn't work.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow. NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death. NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I've got... NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Evidence. NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not to speak of, boss. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then stop speaking.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What would make a Marine unit fall apart? NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Lack of discipline. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yep. Or too much.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: [DiNozzo's in the Men's room] Tony. McGee has been here for 6 years. I have been here for 4. I know you're enjoying this, but we are agents! So could you please stop calling us... NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs exits the Men's room] Problem, probie? You've been an agent all of one week. Your Mossad Liason days are over.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well now you get to convince a jury of your peers. That would be a jury of tall leggy blonde bombshells. Stand up. You're under arrest for the murder of Lance Corporal James Korby. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, you're not.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You know, Tony. I've been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as... NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Your superior in every way. NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: ...Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me "probie?" NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I say it with love... And if I refuse? NCIS Special Agent Ziva David: You are Senior Field Agent. And I am... entirely at your mercy. NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. As you should be.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Code of Conduct Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get to work Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Probie.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop Officer Ziva David: Look, I have learned many things from Gibbs, and one of those is that there is no such thing as an ex-marine
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why do you find it so hard to belive I could hack that sucker out? Officer Ziva David: You cannot even work your email properly! You always reply to all, it drive me absolutely nuts! You know, when it comes to computers you are almost as impotent as Gi- [Stops looks around. DiNozzo laughs] Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You thought Gibbs was behind you. You know why? Because sneaky people expect sneakiness. It's a vicious cycle.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop NCIS Director Leon Vance: You know her better than I do. Closer to her than anyone. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Your relationship with her father doesn't tie your hands? NCIS Director Leon Vance: No. It absolutely does. So good cop, bad cop. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Plenty of ways to break someone, Leon. NCIS Director Leon Vance: I figure she's been broken enough. Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Okay, good cop, bad cop. Which one are you?
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop NCIS Director Leon Vance: You've been in the service of two masters for too long. Your loyalty to your father and Mossad predates everything else. Officer Ziva David: My father is not an issue.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop Officer Ziva David: I cannot comment on Mossad operations. NCIS Director Leon Vance: I know this to be true because I'm the one who provided Eli with the intel. You are no longer in the employ of the Mossad. Officer Ziva David: That does not change anything! NCIS Director Leon Vance: That's what concerns me.
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Good Cop, Bad Cop Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Isn't this punishing her? Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, maybe it's tough loving. Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You do know there are other kinds.

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