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 | Season 2 / Episode 22: - Wild Card Barry Chen: You don't want to mess with Bobby Wu. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's intestines and pull 'em out through his nose. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's cajones and make Dim Sun out of them. I'm telling you, man. thug: Shut up. Barry Chen: Okay. Barry Chen: Here. Take this. It's insured. |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Wild Card Barry Chen: If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him. Insp. Joe Dominguez: This is a marijuana club. Barry Chen: I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse. Insp. Joe Dominguez: For what? Barry Chen: Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass. Insp. Joe Dominguez: No, I mean what's wrong with you? Barry Chen: Oh! Depression. Insp. Joe Dominguez: Depression? Barry Chen: Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned. |
| Season 2 / Episode 22: - Wild Card Barry Chen: I can probably get him to set you up. Insp. Joe Dominguez: Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago. Barry Chen: Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man? Insp. Joe Dominguez: Uh, Rogaine. Barry Chen: Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it? |
| Season 2 / Episode 3: - The Great Escape Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Care to tell us what happened, Joe? Insp. Joe Dominguez: Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank? Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Humor me. I care. Insp. Nash Bridges: Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking? Insp. Joe Dominguez: Yes. [Nash laughs] He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J. Insp. Nash Bridges: [smirking] I'm sorry I missed that one. Insp. Joe Dominguez: He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that crap. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high. Insp. Nash Bridges: Oooh, you bad. [Laughs again] Insp. Joe Dominguez: And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now. [Nash is now laughing hard] Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic. [Nash laughs] Insp. Joe Dominguez: What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it. Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Your hog? Forget your Harley! [Nash laughs] The chief made me take you back. Insp. Nash Bridges: Oh, no! Insp. Joe Dominguez: Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing? Lt. A.J. Shimamura: You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves. |
| Season 1 / Episode 3: - Skirt Chasers Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Care to tell us what happened, Joe? Insp. Joe Dominguez: Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank? Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Humor me. I care. Insp. Nash Bridges: Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking? Insp. Joe Dominguez: Yes. [Nash laughs] He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J. Insp. Nash Bridges: [smirking] I'm sorry I missed that one. Insp. Joe Dominguez: He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that crap. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high. Insp. Nash Bridges: Oooh, you bad. [Laughs again] Insp. Joe Dominguez: And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now. [Nash is now laughing hard] Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic. [Nash laughs] Insp. Joe Dominguez: What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it. Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Your hog? Forget your Harley! [Nash laughs] The chief made me take you back. Insp. Nash Bridges: Oh, no! Insp. Joe Dominguez: Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing? Lt. A.J. Shimamura: You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Genesis Nash Bridges: You know, there was a time where I used to make you laugh. Now all I do is piss you off. Why is that? Lisa Bridges: You want the whole laundry list? [Nash's face twists into a dreading expression] Starting with A for anniversaries that you missed or when your pager went off. Or we could go to B for booze. Let's go right to W for women. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Genesis Lisa Bridges: I thought you were retired, Joe. Insp. Joe Dominguez: [about Lisa and Nash] Why sit at home and watch Jerry Springer when I can see all that stuff live? |
| Unknown Episode: Nash Bridges: Joe, you remember that electronic tone we heard when I was talking on the phone? You think he could be wearing a hearing aid? Joe Dominguez: What? Nash Bridges: You think he could be wearing a hearing aid? Joe Dominguez: What? Nash Bridges: You think he could... oh, very funny. |
| Unknown Episode: Harvey Leek: Hey, Nash! You still remember who I am, don't you? Nash Bridges: Okay! Listen! Everybody, listen! I remember everybody. Alright? I didn't hit my head that hard. Evan Cortez: Hey, Nash, you remember me? Nash Bridges: You I meant to forget. |
| Unknown Episode: Joe Dominguez: Hey, the girl on that poster looks like your daughter. Nash Bridges: Yeah! (looks at it a second time) That IS my daughter. |
| Unknown Episode: Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver. |
| Unknown Episode: Joe Dominguez: Can't we take a bigger car? Or a bus, perhaps? |
| Unknown Episode: A.J. Shimamura: Jerry Garcia's been dead for months. When's he going to take off that armband? Nash Bridges: Probably when his LSD runs out. |
| Unknown Episode: Nash Bridges: Antoine, what are you doing? Antoine Babcock: Misspent youth! |
| Unknown Episode: Joe Dominguez: Nash! Where have you been? Why didn't you call? Nash Bridges: My cel-phone battery was dead. I was out on the water. Joe Dominguez: I... I... why didn't you call? Nash Bridges: I told you. My battery was dead. Joe Dominguez: Man, you had us so scared! You should've called! Nash Bridges: Hey, am I speaking English? Joe Dominguez: Well, we thought you were dead! Nash Bridges: You thought I was dead 'cause I didn't call? Joe Dominguez: No, we thought you were dead 'cause of the massive explosion up at the storage yard! Joe Dominguez: The whole place went up. There's nothing left. Nash Bridges: Not the 'Cuda! The 'Cuda's gone? Joe Dominguez: No, the 'Cuda's fine. |
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