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Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 07x01 701 - Night of the Blood Beast

7x01 701 - Night of the Blood Beast

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First Aired: Feb. 03, 1996 on SyFy

Summary: Movie Plot: After a rocket crash, an alien beast starts to attack people in southern California. Also riffed was the short ""Once Upon a Honeymoon."" On the SOL: The 'bots attack Mike with Mace and tasers / Crow plays the trombone / Gypsy imitates the woman from the short / Crow pretends to…
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Main Characters in this Episode



Guest Stars

Crow T. Robot played by Trace Beaulieu
Gypsy played by Jim Mallon
Tom Servo played by Kevin Murphy (II)
TV's Frank played by Frank Conniff
The Power Steves played by Paul Chaplin
The Power Steves played by Mary Jo Pehl
The Power Steves played by David Sussman (II)

Episode Quotes

Jimmy Parlow: [singing] I'd love to hear
Tom Servo: Somebody clap.
Mary Lee Morgan: Remember the night you stood Chip up?
Tom Servo: He died.
Mary Lee Morgan: He was real sore when he didn't find ya.
Tom Servo: And then he died.
Mary Lee Morgan: Then he asked me to go in your place.
Tom Servo: And then I killed him and he died.
Mary Lee Morgan: You always kept saying I was too young to go any place, so I went.
Tom Servo: And I killed him and he got all dead.
Mary Lee Morgan: It was fun at first when he kissed me.
Tom Servo: He wasn't dead then.
Mary Lee Morgan: But then he...
Tom Servo: Died.
Mary Lee Morgan: He started...
Tom Servo: Being killed by me.
Mary Lee Morgan: ...To get too fresh and I ran away. Chip caught me and tried to throw me on the ground.
Tom Servo: Right before he got dead
Mary Lee Morgan: And then...
Tom Servo: He died.
Mary Lee Morgan: The rock slipped out from under his feet.
Tom Servo: And he became killed.
Mary Lee Morgan: And he fell.
Tom Servo: He died.
Dick Culdane: It's not prison, Sylvie.
Mike Nelson: It's just the Catholic church.