5x03 503 - Swamp Diamonds - Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode Guide

Mystery Science Theater 3000

- Episode 05x03

Episode: 05x03
Title: 503 - Swamp Diamonds
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 503
First Aired: Jul. 31, 1993

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 05x03 503 - Swamp Diamonds

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Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Crow T. Robot	played by Trace Beaulieu
Tom Servo	played by Kevin Murphy (II)
Gypsy	played by Jim Mallon
Morrissey	played by Michael J. Nelson

Episode Quotes

Season 5 / Episode 3: - 503 - Swamp Diamonds

Mick: Helen, I can sympathize with your feelings.
Tom Servo: But you're contractually obligated to finish this film.

Season 5 / Episode 3: - 503 - Swamp Diamonds

TV's Frank: It's none other than British pop star, Morrissey!... He's a little depressed. [to Morrissey] So Morrissey, uh, how ya' doin'?
Morrissey: He hurt me with that remark. Did I mention that I cried?
TV's Frank: Well, I mean, c'mon Morrissey. We're basically evil, granted, but a lot of what we say is just good-natured ribbing.
Morrissey: Well, it hurt me. Did I mention that I cried?

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