3x04 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode Guide

Mystery Science Theater 3000

- Episode 03x04

Episode: 03x04
Title: 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 304
First Aired: Jun. 22, 1991

Season 3 » Episode #04 - 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - 03x04 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon

Summary: Initial host segment: To be or not to be: PC, that is.Invention exchange: Joel unveils the first animatronic soda spokes-can. The Mads show off their disco cumber-bubble-bund.First host segment: Introducing: the 5,000 piece Fightin' Men 'n' Monsters set. Get yours today!Second host segment: Welcome to TGI Tokyo.Third host segment: Looking for big name stars? Gamera's got 'em all!Final host segment: The tell-all books written by the mon-stars of Gamera vs. Barugon.Stinger: Freak out!

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Crow T. Robot	played by Trace Beaulieu
Tom Servo	played by Kevin Murphy (II)
Gypsy	played by Jim Mallon
Sylvia	played by Robert Czech
Magic Voice	played by Jann Johnson

Episode Quotes

Season 3 / Episode 4: - 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon

TV's Frank: [on Joel's invention] That is so neat! We could base a whole party around that. We could all get in our fuzzy beanie pajamas and jump up and down on the bed.
Dr. Forrester: Look, the only party we're going to is the one where we dance on your grave.
TV's Frank: Oh, will I be invited?
Dr. Forrester: You'll be the guest of honor!
TV's Frank: Oh.
Dr. Forrester: Now you tell them about the movie. I gotta to get out of this thing; I'm chafing like a bear.
TV's Frank: Well Joel, this week's movie is called Catalina Caper and it is... delightful. It's a veritable feel-good movie, a light-hearted romp, a triumph of the human spirit! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about love... again. And it's got a great theme song. You're gonna love it! Never ever, ever...
TV's Frank: Frank! Incoming!
TV's Frank: ...steal anything wet! Never steal anything wet! Eeeyukaaeeee!

Season 3 / Episode 4: - 304 - Gamera vs. Barugon

Tom Servo: Oh, Creepy. Lyle Wagner's a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk. Could you find it in your heart to love a 'Bot like me-e-e? That fishy story you tell always makes me sleepy, but that's just what I get for dating a girl that's cre-e-epy. My Creepy Girl! Oh, C is for the uncertainty of not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. R is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first E is for, uh... well I don't really know, but the second E is really a grammatical thing, otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The P is definitely not for platonic, and Y? Because I love you! My-y Creepy Girl! Oh, what are you, Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Hehe. Well, your accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure. Well we can definitely rule out a Germanic language, but it's okay! I'm a 'Bot without a country. All I know is that I love you. I want to shout it from the mountaintops! Uh, but... I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain. Or they could drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay! Because I just... need... you! My-y Creepy Girl! Won't you be mi-i-ine? I'll give you scrolls and fish and tinker-toys and wi-i-ine. I'll ditch these guys, if you'll be my Cre-e-epy Girl! Be mi-ine before Mo-ovie Si-i-ign! Woah-ho, ooh-hoo...

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