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	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Phoenix Declan Dunn: [on the phone with Miranda] I want to see if you can find any physical explanations for how he survived the fire. You know, run some tests. Miranda Feigelsteen: Sure. I like working with fire. Declan Dunn: [worried] I know. Just do me a favor. Promise me you'll be careful this time. Miranda Feigelsteen: [annoyed] Yes, Declan. Declan Dunn: Okay, bye. Miranda Feigelsteen: Bye. Miranda Feigelsteen: [smiling] Torch one building and everyone thinks you're a pyro.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Phoenix Miranda Feigelsteen: [seeing Declan staring at First Class] Stare all you want. They're not opening the curtains. Declan Dunn: I hear laughter up there. Do you hear it? Miranda Feigelsteen: Yes. They laugh a lot in First Class. Miranda Feigelsteen: [reminiscing] It's a happy joyful place.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Wonderful Lindsay Kasper: [amused seeing Declan crawling around in her room] You think I climbed through the vent? Declan Dunn: [slightly embarrassed] No, he, he. I was just adjusting the... screw, because it... Lindsay Kasper: [very amused] He thinks I climbed through the vent. Declan Dunn: That would be silly if I thought you went through the vent. Peggy Fowler: Yeah. Lindsay Kasper: [giggling] Yeah!
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Wonderful Miranda: [concerned about Lindsay] Kid's going to feel like a science experiment. Declan Dunn: No, she's not. We're going to make it fun. Declan Dunn: [seeing the blank look on Miranda's face] Fun! You do fun, don't you? Miranda: [with a blank look on her face] I can do fun.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Wonderful Lindsay Kasper: [seeing Miranda's gadgets in her bedroom] Wow! Declan Dunn: Hey! Wow's a good word. Pretty nifty, huh? Lindsay Kasper: Yeah! Declan Dunn: [gesturing and whispering to Miranda] Make it fun. Make it fun. Miranda: This is a... a fun cathode ray magnetometer. Lindsay Kasper: Awesome!
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Wonderful Miranda: [telling Lindsay a bedtime story] Once upon a time, there was a little girl in Portland who produced parts of entangled photons, which demonstrated they could transfer the polarization state from one photon to another. Declan Dunn: Hey, Scheherazade. You did it. She's out.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Wonderful Peggy Fowler: [to Miranda] You don't like pancakes? Declan Dunn: What kind of a person are you? You don't like pancakes? Miranda: I had a bad experience once.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Strike Two Declan Dunn: [gets zapped by Miranda] Yow! God! What was that? Miranda: One watt. Declan Dunn: Warn me! Ow! Declan Dunn: [gets sprayed with water] Miranda, what are you doing? Declan Dunn: [gets zapped again] Ouch! Stop it! What was that? Miranda: Two watts.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Strike Two Miranda: Oh, Declan. Don't be such a baby. It's only three watts.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Strike Two Peggy Fowler: What's that? Miranda: Ossicles. Peggy Fowler: I know what a middle ear is. What's that? Miranda: Rocket. Peggy Fowler: [panics and turns to Declan] Why is she carrying a rocket? Peggy Fowler: [turns to Miranda] Why are you carrying a rocket? Miranda: I didn't want to leave it in the truck.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Intentions Peggy Fowler: [talking about the apparition of her dead patient] I want to communicate with him, so I can help him, somehow. Declan Dunn: You want to shrink a ghost? That's cool.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Stranger in the Mirror Dr. Peggy Fowler: [discussing Warren's birthmarks] So what, now you believe him? Declan Dunn: Hey, come on. You saw his belly. You saw the marks. Dr. Peggy Fowler: He has birthmarks on his stomach. Big deal! Declan Dunn: In the same exact place Lewis Kane got stabbed? Come on. That's a little bit more than ironic to me. Dr. Peggy Fowler: If you give me enough time I can find a murder victim whose wounds match the freckles on my thighs. Declan Dunn: [flirting] You have freckles...on your thighs? Dr. Peggy Fowler: [blushing] Shut up!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Stranger in the Mirror Warren: [pulling his shirt up] Check it out! Gone! All three of them. Without a trace. That's pretty wild, right? I totally freaked. But then I was like, oh you guys see miracles like these all the time. So, no biggie. Miranda Feigelsteen: [amused] Yeah. Disappearing birthmarks. Declan Dunn: [bewildered] No biggie. Warren: No biggie.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Crystal Clear Declan Dunn: Okay. He bounced off the building. That slowed him down a little, right? Miranda Feigelsteen: [unimpressed] A little. Declan Dunn: Then he bounced off the tree. And that slowed him down a little more, right? Miranda Feigelsteen: [still unimpressed] A little. Declan Dunn: How much is a little? Miranda Feigelsteen: [teasing Declan] Less than a lot. Declan Dunn: How much less than a lot? Miranda Feigelsteen: [still teasing Declan] Less than a little.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Crystal Clear Miranda Feigelsteen: [watching Declan toss toilet paper off a building] And people call me weird. Declan Dunn: That's 'cause you are weird.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Crystal Clear Declan Dunn: Didn't you say, if he hit the tree at the right angle it would sufficiently, or at least, substantially decrease his airspeed? Right? Miranda Feigelsteen: I said a little. But it is possible that a lot of a littles could add up to a little bit more than a little. Declan Dunn: A lot? Miranda Feigelsteen: Enough.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Crystal Clear Declan Dunn: [wracked with guilt] Not only did I push him too far, but in the wrong direction. I mean, look at him! He's a mess! Dr. Peggy Fowler: [consoling Declan] Declan, wait a second. Are you saying to prove that he was pushed in the wrong direction, the Big Kahuna got him fired and gave him a staph infection? Miranda Feigelsteen: [puzzled] The Big Kahuna?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Demons Declan Dunn: You don't think it could have anything to do with the books flying off the shelves, do you? Or the furniture moving around by itself? Peggy Fowler: We didn't actually see the furniture move. And the books flying off the shelves could be the result of an overactive imagination. Declan Dunn: Peggy, the refrigerator was upside down!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Demons Declan Dunn: One of them was this cat in Jamaica. He claimed he was possessed, so I flew down there to check it out. But this local priest performed an exorcism on him. I was there for it. In the middle of this exorcism, the guy starts lifting off the bed, Peggy. He levitated and I saw it! I was there! My own eyes! Peggy Fowler: Jamaica? Declan Dunn: Yeah. Peggy Fowler: [sarcastically] Hah! Declan Dunn: What? You think I was smoking the left-handed cigarette? No! No! I wasn't! Absolutely not!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Demons Declan Dunn: [playing with one of Miranda's instruments] Anything that moves, shoot it! Declan Dunn: [correcting himself] Anything that moves by itself, shoot it on video. Miranda: Ahem, Declan? Declan Dunn: Yeah? Miranda: [annoyed] Stop playing. It's not a toy. Declan Dunn: [still playing with Miranda's instrument] Okay. Miranda: [losing her patience] Stop playing with my techs!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Twins Declan Dunn: [realizes he and Peggy attended the same college] The Class of '84? Peggy Fowler: Yup. Declan Dunn: [remembers Peggy] Your hair was shorter! Peggy Fowler: Yeah. Declan Dunn: You sat in the front row and always argued with him. Peggy Fowler: Yeah. Declan Dunn: You were a real pain in the ass. Peggy Fowler: [laughing] That would be me.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Twins Declan Dunn: [reminiscing about college] You know, I really wanted to get to know you. Peggy Fowler: Really? Declan Dunn: Yeah. In fact I was even planning on asking you out. Peggy Fowler: [blushing] Oh, really? Declan Dunn: My hand to God, true. You know, it took me two weeks to work up the nerve to finally sit next to you. Peggy Fowler: [remembering Declan in college] You were the guy who wore those big thick glasses! Declan Dunn: I even changed my socks for you. Peggy Fowler: [very flattered] Oh, nice.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Spirit Junction Declan Dunn: You stopped the bleeding. Where'd you learn that trick? Peggy Fowler: Oh, I don't know... medical school? Declan Dunn: Oh... right.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Spirit Junction Miranda: Finished the bumper analysis. Declan Dunn: Yeah? What did you get? Miranda: You've been feeding Mole beer again. Declan Dunn: No, I haven't. Declan Dunn: [seeing Peggy's confused expression] What? He uses my bumper as a fire hydrant. Peggy Fowler: [amazed at Mole's accuracy] How does he hit it?
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Spirit Junction Miranda: Exhibit A. Mechanical worksheets on all the buses. Tell me what that number is. Declan Dunn: Smudged. Fifty something. Fifty... eight maybe. Miranda: Looks like a six. Declan Dunn: Three... or eight. Not a six. Miranda: Declan, you're blind as a bat. It's a six. Peggy Fowler: Let me see. I'm a doctor. I'm an expert on bad handwriting. It's a three.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Spirit Junction Peggy Fowler: [talking about Miranda] I don't get her yet. Declan Dunn: What's not to get? Take your I.Q. Double it. Add black velvet and you're halfway there.

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