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Season 5 Breakdown

Normal Episodes: 26
TV Specials: 1
TV Movies: 0

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My Wife and Kids Season 5 (2004-2005)

My Wife and Kids Fantasy Camp (1) 5x01 Fantasy Camp (1)
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for ...
Sep. 21, 2004
My Wife and Kids Fantasy Camp (2) 5x02 Fantasy Camp (2)
The Kyles on on a big vacation and Michael actually breaks into Michael Jordan's room and wears his gear to become popular. But when he meets Michael Jordan himself, it's a big con ...
Sep. 21, 2004
My Wife and Kids Resolutions 5x03 Resolutions
Michael must pass the childcare class test in order to prove that he is responsible to take care of Jr. and Vanessa's baby for all limits.
Sep. 28, 2004
My Wife and Kids Class Reunion 5x04 Class Reunion
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival, Bobby Shaw, challenges him to a dance-off which he ends up lossing.
Oct. 05, 2004
My Wife and Kids The Fellowship of the Baby 5x05 The Fellowship of the Baby
When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a "magic baby," and that every time he holds him, it will make ...
Oct. 12, 2004
My Wife and Kids Pokerface 5x06 Pokerface
Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, ...
Oct. 19, 2004
My Wife and Kids The Proposal 5x07 The Proposal
Since Michael and Jay are at a competitionon doing a Karaoke contest, Jr tries to make a great proposal stand to Vanessa but it's both beign distracted by both Michael and Jay officially. ...
Nov. 09, 2004
My Wife and Kids Restaurant Wars 5x08 Restaurant Wars
Michael's competitive nature puts Jay's new soul food restaurant at war with Hoos, a Chinese restuarant.
Nov. 16, 2004
My Wife and Kids The Return of Bobby Shaw 5x09 The Return of Bobby Shaw
Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave for the rest of his life! When Micheal tries to get him out of the contract,they end up in a dance ...
Nov. 23, 2004
My Wife and Kids The Wedding 5x10 The Wedding
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead ...
Nov. 30, 2004
My Wife and Kids Careful What You Wish For 5x11 Careful What You Wish For
When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back ...
Jan. 11, 2005
My Wife and Kids They Call Me El Foosay 5x12 They Call Me El Foosay
Vanessa buys Jr a Foosball game tablet and Jr starts getting addicted that Vanessa begs Michael to stop him from acting a bully. Michael wins but he becomes a selfish winning showoff ...
Jan. 18, 2005
My Wife and Kids Study Buddy 5x13 Study Buddy
Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final which is the week after! He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. ...
Jan. 25, 2005
My Wife and Kids Sweetheart's Day 5x14 Sweetheart's Day
When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for "Sweetheart's Day," a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular ...
Feb. 01, 2005
My Wife and Kids Silence Is Golden 5x15 Silence Is Golden
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence which he breaks.
Feb. 08, 2005
My Wife and Kids The Bahamas (1) 5x16 The Bahamas (1)
When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by ...
Feb. 15, 2005
My Wife and Kids The Bahamas (2) 5x17 The Bahamas (2)
While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly ...
Feb. 22, 2005
My Wife and Kids The Remodel 5x18 The Remodel
When Jay decides that the garage isn't fit as a home for their son, Jr, and his family, she hires contractors to remodel. However, Michael isn't happy with the outrageous price they ...
Mar. 01, 2005
My Wife and Kids Michael Joins a Gym 5x19 Michael Joins a Gym
Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl, who doesn't look any older than when Michael last ...
Mar. 08, 2005
My Wife and Kids Celibacy 5x20 Celibacy
When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin ...
Mar. 15, 2005
My Wife and Kids Jr.'s Cartoon 5x21 Jr.'s Cartoon
When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife and Kid" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family -- it catches the attention of ...
Mar. 29, 2005
My Wife and Kids Michael's Sandwich 5x22 Michael's Sandwich
Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting ...
Apr. 12, 2005
My Wife and Kids Graduation Day 5x23 Graduation Day
Jay's big day on graduating at her college is just under the way but actually it's being distracted she believes that every little bad thing that is happening is because of Michael ...
Apr. 26, 2005
My Wife and Kids Michael Sells the Business 5x24 Michael Sells the Business
With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with ...
May. 03, 2005
My Wife and Kids R.V. Dreams 5x25 R.V. Dreams
Michael wants to visit the Grand Canyon in the new RV that he has bought. A family trip in the RV features getting lost and the fact Michale failed to read the instructions to the ...
May. 10, 2005
My Wife and Kids The 'V' Story 5x26 The 'V' Story
Jay and Michael decided that since they are finally finish raising the kids and that they are all grown up, the two can have some quality time with each other. Jay just has one demand ...
May. 17, 2005
My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids: Access All Areas TV Special: My Wife and Kids: Access All Areas
A special look behind the scenes of the series as they get ready for the fourth season.
Jun. 12, 2004
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Season 5 Characters

Michael Kyle played by Damon Wayans
Janet 'Jay' Kyle played by Tisha Campbell-Martin
Michael Kyle Jr. played by George Gore II
Claire Kyle played by Jennifer Freeman
Kady Kyle played by Parker McKenna Posey
Franklin Aloysius Mumford played by Noah Gray-Cabey
Vanessa Scott played by Brooklyn Sudano
Tony Jeffers played by Andrew McFarlane (II)
Calvin Scott played by Lester Speight
Bobby Shaw played by Katt Williams
Man played by Lyle Kanouse
Himself played by Robert Shapiro (III)
Waiter played by Dom Irrera
Wayne Newton played by Wayne Newton
Woman #1 played by Luise Heath
Jimmy played by David Alan Grier
Dave played by Marcus Patrick
Bob Slobodonopopovich played by Nick von Esmarch
Toni played by Dot Jones
Steve played by J.P. Manoux
Jasmine Scott played by Ella Joyce
Basketball Camp Attendee played by Dustin Bailey
Professor Tillman played by James Avery

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Season 5 Videos

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Season 5 Quotes

05x26 - The 'V' Story Season 5 / Episode 26: - The 'V' Story

Michael Kyle: [last lines, Michael didn't go through with the vasectomy and insisted Jay get her tubes tied, Jay comes out of the doctor's office] I've changed my mind, I don't want you going through this procedure. It'll be easier for me to just have the vasectomy.
Janet 'Jay' Kyle: It doesn't matter anymore.
Michael Kyle: Why not?
Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Because I'm pregnant.
05x12 - They Call Me El Foosay Season 5 / Episode 12: - They Call Me El Foosay

Michael Kyle: Booyashaka!
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Season 5 Trivia


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