|Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot|
Michael Kyle: Boys are going to lie. They're going to tell you anything to get you to do whatever they want. They'll even say they love you. But they don't love you. I love you.
Claire Kyle: I love you too, Daddy.
Michael Kyle: Well, guess what Junior? You're from the mean streets of Stamford, Connecticut.
Michael Kyle: [referring to rap groups] They don't even sing anymore, they just say - "You know the words. Sing along."
Michael Kyle: You getting high?
Michael Kyle, Jr.: No.
Michael Kyle: Why not?
Michael Kyle: But all the music you listen to is full of cussing. Why don't you listen to Marvin Gaye? He never swore... well, until his father shot him.