 | 1x01 Pilot (Air Date: Mar. 28, 2001) In the very first episode of the series, Michael tries to find a perfect family in his life and soon then finds a wife along the way named Jay. As soon as everyone meets, it's a new beginning ... |  | 1x02 The Truth Hurts (Air Date: Mar. 28, 2001) Michael is bothered by the fact that his family is being less than honest with him. When he suspects that his son, Junior got a tatoo he is determined to get him to confess. |  | 1x03 Grassy Knoll (Air Date: Apr. 04, 2001) When Michael and Jay learn that their son might be smoking pot, they try to teach him a lesson he won't soon forget. |  | 1x04 Of Breasts and Basketball (Air Date: Apr. 04, 2001) A basketball game between Michael and Junior ends in a big fight, as both set out to prove that they are the better player. |  | 1x05 Making the Grade (Air Date: Apr. 11, 2001) Junior forges a failing math test grade and when Jay and Michael find out, they seek to make him confess. |  | 1x06 Working It (Air Date: Apr. 11, 2001) Junior gets a tutor and Michael fears that Junior is attracted to her. |  | 1x07 Snapping and Sniffing (Air Date: Apr. 18, 2001) Michael and Jay invite the parents of a boy who bullies Junior, into their home in order to learn a few things about their son that Junior can use as ammo. |  | 1x08 He Said, She Said (Air Date: Apr. 18, 2001) Michael and Jay both have trouble communicating with each other, when neither can seem to recall what the other has said to them. |  | 1x09 Breaking Up and Breaking It (Air Date: Apr. 25, 2001) Claire is none too pleased with the fact that her father has been spending more time with her new boyfriend than she has. |  | 1x10 A Little Romance (Air Date: May. 02, 2001) Trouble arises when Michael's brother pays the Kyles a visit and brings his latest girlfriend with him. |  | 1x11 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Air Date: May. 09, 2001) After Michael realizes that his time on this Earth could be ended at any moment, he decides to make the most out of the time he has. He buys a hair piece to cover his baldness, and begins ... |
 | 2x01 Mom's Away (1) (Air Date: Sep. 26, 2001) While Jay is at her mothers who has a broken leg, Michael takes control of the house and children. He does his best, but they still miss their mother cause she does everything better. Junior ... |  | 2x02 Mom's Away (2) (Air Date: Sep. 26, 2001) Charmaine thinks she's pregnant and is afraid to tell her parents. Thanks to the advice from Michael she decides not to just run away from home, but talk to her parents. Meanwhile Michael ... |  | 2x03 No Rules (Air Date: Oct. 03, 2001) Michael tries to take on the house chores by himself, but the kids refuse to listen to them. When they start rebelling, Michael decides to remove all rules. They can do anything they want, ... |  | 2x04 Perfect Dad (Air Date: Oct. 10, 2001) The kids think Michael is to strict and call for a Family meeting to clear their minds and make new rules. Junior thinks it would be great having a rapper as a dad, Clair thinks the perfect ... |  | 2x05 Thru Thick and Thin (Air Date: Oct. 17, 2001) Janet's mother is finally better and doesn't need her help anymore and comes home. Because of her mother's cooking, she gained "a few" pounds. Michael tries to find a diplomatic way of telling ... |  | 2x06 He Heard, She Heard (Air Date: Oct. 24, 2001) Claire uses a sleepover to go to a party not knowing that Michael has learned about it. Claire outsmarts him when Kady tells her his plan to stop her and Michael doesn't know how she found ... |  | 2x07 Michael's Garden (Air Date: Oct. 31, 2001) Micahel is having bathroom related issues and Jay urges him to see a doctor and have his Colon examined. Michael refuses until a visit from Lou Rawls in a dream gets him to change his m ... |  | 2x08 Let Them Eat Pie (Air Date: Nov. 07, 2001) When the kids refuse to reveal to their father which one of them ate his half-time pie, he devises the ultimate punishment. The kids can eat pie, and nothing but pie until they give up the ... |  | 2x09 Jay Gets Fired (Air Date: Nov. 14, 2001) Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work Day: She gets fired. "Baby, I'm so sorry," Michael tells her. She knows he doesn't mean ... |  | 2x10 The Whole World is Watching (Air Date: Nov. 21, 2001) Michael is upset with Jay when she buys Jr. a computer and webcam thinking that he will use to look for porn. They "makeup" in Junior's room and get seen by the entire world thanks to the ... |  | 2x11 Letting Go (Air Date: Nov. 28, 2001) Kady gets a new hamster and Claire introduces everyone to her new boyfriend, Tony. |  | 2x12 Learning to Earn It (Air Date: Dec. 12, 2001) M9ichael is determine to teach his kids on how to earn money. So he has them each figure a way to make money on thier own. Kady sell stuff from the house, Junior takes up gambling and Claire ... |  | 2x13 Quality Time (Air Date: Jan. 16, 2002) Janet is annoyed with Michael who feels that, after spending time with her, he's entitled to time alone - an opinion shared by the marriage counselors they end up seeing, much to Janet's ... |  | 2x14 Get Out (Air Date: Jan. 23, 2002) Micahel is determine to get his famiily out of the house on time for a wedding. However the family has other plans. The girls have dress issues and Junior is tired of his Dad making jokes ... |  | 2x15 Road Trip (Air Date: Jan. 30, 2002) Jay's road trip to Paul Reeve's house turns for the worst for Michael. Junior's pranks on Kady, Clarie and Jay suffering PMS and Micheal's encounters are just a few of the events they e ... |  | 2x16 Table for Too Many (1) (Air Date: Feb. 06, 2002) Michael makes a new enemy while waiting at the gas station. Michael attempts to get over his new enemy by watching the Chicago Bulls, however Jay has other plans. Those plans are a dinner ... |  | 2x17 Table for Too Many (2) (Air Date: Feb. 06, 2002) The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other. |  | 2x18 Double Date (Air Date: Feb. 13, 2002) Claire wants to go out with Tony, however she can only go if Jay and Michale come along. Michael is determine to find out the truth about Tony. Meanwhile Junior babysits Kady. |  | 2x19 Failure to Communicate (Air Date: Feb. 22, 2002) Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. After a disastrous attempt to fix things, ... |  | 2x20 Papa Said Knock You Out (Air Date: Feb. 27, 2002) Junior overhears Claire talking about having sex with Tony. Michael struggles to get in shape after discovering a grey hair on his head. |  | 2x21 Return of the Wall (Air Date: Mar. 04, 2002) Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team. The girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it. He ends up taking over coaching the team and promising to make it fun for ... |  | 2x22 Working Relationship (Air Date: Mar. 20, 2002) Michael hires Jay to work with him and soons regrets it. Junior suggests firing Jay. Claire is determine to show Kady that ET is not scary. |  | 2x23 Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius (Air Date: Mar. 27, 2002) After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. Unfortunately, the results weren't ... |  | 2x24 Back Story (Air Date: Apr. 03, 2002) Michael deciding to spend more time with his family with a game of 'Twister', hurts his back and actually fakes his false accident to teach his family a lesson after calling him an old man. ... |  | 2x25 Make Over (Air Date: May. 01, 2002) Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their highschool. Susan is in great shape, which makes Jay feel ugly and inadequate like she ... |  | 2x26 The Bowling Show (Air Date: May. 08, 2002) The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. All this is going on during Star Trek night. Junior meanwhile develops a crush on the Tylers' daughter, Lisa, and can't work up the ... |  | 2x27 Jr. Gets His License (Air Date: May. 15, 2002) Michael is stopped by a cop while giving Jr. a driving lesson and it seems that Michael's license has expired. So father and son must both take driving tests. Junior passes and Michael ... |  | 2x28 Anniversary (1) (Air Date: May. 22, 2002) The 15th Anniversary of Michael and Jay's is around the corner and Jay is wondering if Michael really did forget about there anniversary celebration. With thanks to Kady for finding out ... |  | 2x29 Anniversary (2) (Air Date: May. 22, 2002) As there 15th Anniversary has come, Michael goes out having fun, but Jay comes with some payback. But the truth was, Michael tells the truth that he didn't forget and asks Jay to marry him. ... |
 | 3x01 The Kyles Go to Hawaii (1) (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2002) The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight straight to the island, Michael thought it would be a good idea to make a quick tour around ... |  | 3x02 The Kyles Go to Hawaii (2) (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2002) Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting for Kady, but Claire lets her ... |  | 3x03 The Kyles Go to Hawaii (3) (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2002) A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought, but matters are complicated when a love-smitten Jr. insists on ... |  | 3x04 Samba Story (Air Date: Oct. 09, 2002) Jay and Michael take samba lessons and eacho one gets jealous when the teacher flirts with the other. Meanwhile Claire refuses to beleive that she made the Cheerleading squad based on her ... |  | 3x05 Diary of a Mad Teen (Air Date: Oct. 16, 2002) Jay discovers Claire's diary adn thinks that she is willing to go a little further in her relationship with Tony. Junior upsets Michael when he takes Michael to the eye doctor and forgets ... |  | 3x06 Claire's New Boyfriend (Air Date: Oct. 23, 2002) Michael's acceptance of Tony causes Claire to dump him. She gets a new boyfriend as Michael tries to help Tony fix his image to get Claire back. |  | 3x07 Crouching Mother, Hidden Father (Air Date: Oct. 30, 2002) Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away from the production, leaving it all on the hands of Michael – for the ... |  | 3x08 The Fighting Kyles (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2002) Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Jay act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Claire can see how annoying it is and quit it. But the three Kyle children ... |  | 3x09 Sister Story (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2002) When Michael's sister pays the family a visit, she and Jay clash. |  | 3x10 Jr's Dating Dilemma (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2002) Michael decides to help Junior on his women approach techniques, seeing that his son has absolutely no clue on how to behave around women. His advice consists on primarily having women say ... |  | 3x11 Jay the Artist (Air Date: Nov. 27, 2002) Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of Michael based on Michelangelo's David, which makes Michael feel a ... |  | 3x12 Chair Man of the Board (Air Date: Dec. 04, 2002) Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to compete for everything. But his excitement soon turns into awkwardness when Tommy shows ... |  | 3x13 Open Your Heart (Air Date: Dec. 11, 2002) Jay makes Michael attend an "Open Your Heart" seminar that causes them to fight. Jr and Claire decided to get thier own money by getting jobs. Jr tries selling Monkeyfish and Claire abuses ... |  | 3x14 Michael's Tribe (Air Date: Dec. 18, 2002) Michael (aka: Chief Bald Eagle) is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Native American lore. Meanwhile, Clare and "the new Tony" plan to stay out all night themselves: ... |  | 3x15 Blackout (Air Date: Jan. 22, 2003) Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out of the house. But of course it doesn't come as easy as he hoped. He has to pay for Claire ... |  | 3x16 Man of the Year (Air Date: Jan. 29, 2003) Jay nominates Michael for the "Small Businessman of the Year" award and he assumes he's going to win it (especially after a golfing buddy on the organisation's board tells him: "If my vote ... |  | 3x17 Jr's Risky Business (1) (Air Date: Feb. 05, 2003) Michael and Jay have different feelings about Junior's new girlfriend, Vanessa. Jay feels that she can't be trust while Micheal thinks she is good for Junior. Both get a shocking answer ... |  | 3x18 Jr's Risky Business (2) (Air Date: Feb. 12, 2003) Junior is forced to deal with the aftermath of having sex with Vanessa in his parents bed. |  | 3x19 Jury Duty (Air Date: Feb. 26, 2003) Michael and Jay are called to jury duty. Michael seeks a quick trial as he wants to watch The Godfather marathon on tv. |  | 3x20 Here Come Da Judge (Air Date: Mar. 05, 2003) When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of "family court" to decide who gets the money which ends up getting brought to the police department out of ... |  | 3x21 Claire's Permit (Air Date: Mar. 26, 2003) Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Nevertheless, Claire steals the car keys thinking if she goes out ... |  | 3x22 Sharon's Picture (Air Date: Apr. 09, 2003) Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things but he throws it away and has a romantic night woth Jay in a fancie restaurant. Franklin ... |  | 3x23 Tee for Too Many (Air Date: Apr. 30, 2003) Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go to college because Vanessa's going, asks Franklin for help with the ... |  | 3x24 The Big Bang Theory (Air Date: May. 07, 2003) Claire and Tony announce that they want to have sex. Michael and Jay do their best to convince them not to. They suspect the worst when Claire has sneak out of the house, only to discover ... |  | 3x25 Not So Hostile Takeover (Air Date: May. 14, 2003) Excited that she's invited to go to a prom with her friends and stuff, Claire spreads the news to her parents about the prom and she asks Jay to be her official chaperon. Now that Jay is ... |  | 3x26 Graduation (1) (Air Date: May. 21, 2003) It's tiem for Jr.'s big graduation day, and he breaks the news to the Kyles family that he wants to officially go to college. Michael then with the surprise emotions decides to help him ... |  | 3x27 Graduation (2) (Air Date: May. 21, 2003) It's time for Michael Kyle Jr's graduation day as he get's ready to prepare for his future but actually to make things even more different, he and Vanessa find out that something isnt really ... |
 | 4x01 From Dummy to Daddy (Air Date: Sep. 24, 2003) After a shocking revealing Jr tells Michael and Jay that Vanessa is pregnant and that there gonna be grandparents, Jay actually loses her cool by beating up Jr. and Michael does along the ... |  | 4x02 The Sweet Hairafter (Air Date: Sep. 24, 2003) Michael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with the help of some "miracle" pills called "Come Hair Now". As he starts to take them in ... |  | 4x03 Jr. Executive (Air Date: Oct. 01, 2003) Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr., however, decides to use the fact that he's the boss' ... |  | 4x04 Jay Goes to School (Air Date: Oct. 08, 2003) Jay decides to go back to school to get a degree in Psychology. Michael on the other hand doesn't want that to interfere with her cleaning work around the house. He thinks it will endanger ... |  | 4x05 Meet the Parents (Air Date: Oct. 15, 2003) Vanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outraged with the demands from the Scotts, but Calvin's size makes Michael think twice before ... |  | 4x06 He's Having a Baby (Air Date: Oct. 22, 2003) With Junior's parenting skills in question, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior balks at the thougth of the class, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Juniorr ... |  | 4x07 The Funeral (Air Date: Oct. 29, 2003) The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard when, at the funeral, he asks little ... |  | 4x08 Marathon (Air Date: Nov. 12, 2003) When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he too can run the marathon - without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Tony asks ... |
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