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Episode: 02x02 Title: Jump For Joy Type: Regular Episode Production Code: 2ALJ03 First Aired: Sep. 28, 2006 |
Season 2 » Episode #02 - Jump For Joy |
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Summary: Earl needs to raise a lot of money to help a friend in need and goes to the one person he knows with that kind of money, local entrepreneur Richard Chubby, owner of, among other places, the Camden County strip joint Club Chubby. He agrees to loan Earl the money if he can convince Chubby's most popular dancer, Catalina, to return to work.
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![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Jump For Joy Earl: People don't like seeing their enemies. But they do like seeing their enemies behind bars. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Jump For Joy Catalina: [picks up phone] Nice jumpsuit. Joy: Ain't you sweet. Now Earl tells me that for some crazy reason, you think we're not friends! Catalina: The first time you saw me you called me a whore. Joy: No, you just misunderstood what I said. Which is understandable, I mean because you're Mexican. Catalina: I'm not Mexican. Joy: Whatever, you speak Mexican. Catalina: I speak Spanish. Earl: Well you both speak friendly, so let's just go with that. Catalina: Look, I'm not stupid. I know you hate me. And I know why you hate me. It's because I'm hot. Joy: Excuse me? Earl: [rubs eye] Damn it, there goes the eye again. Catalina: You're jealous of my hotness. Admit it, and I'll consider using my incredible body to free you from prison. But not the prison of your fat body, for that you have a life sentence. Joy: I'm jealous? Sweetheart, I'm about ten times hotter than you. You're a man compared to me. Catalina: Really? 'Cause the line on my stomach is from my muscles and not a C-Section scar. Joy: That is NOT a C-Section scar! That's from when my prom date stabbed me! I had both my babies naturally! Catalina: Then I'm sure your gatito is as saggy as your breasts! Joy: [opens jumpsuit] Do these look saggy to you? I could float half your village across the mighty river with these puppies! Catalina: I've heard enough! This was a hell of an apology. Enjoy your jail time. And by the way, your eyeballs are too big for your head. You look like Finding Nemo. Joy: My eyeballs are big? Yeah well, all the better to see your fat ass waddle away with! |
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