Randy Hickey

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Ethan Suplee
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Randy Hickey Quotes

	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Nature's Game Show Randy Hickey: Stand aside! I'm invincible! [Rams the cellar door] Ow! I'm vincible! I'm vincible!
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends: Part 1 Sissy: So where were we, lover? Catalina: Oh, snap! Joy Turner: [to Catalina] Oh, hell no. You are not gonna try to steal that. Randy Hickey: [breaks in] Get yo' boobs off my brother! Sissy: Please don't take him from me. God left him to me on the front of my truck. He usually just leaves me bugs and birds. Anyway, you can't take him from me. We already exchanged vows.
	Season 3 / Episode 14: - I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends: Part 1 Indian Doctor: He's suffered serious head trauma and massive internal injuries. Randy Hickey: Well, at least they're internal. Indian Doctor: He also has severely bruised nipples. [Joy looks aside] We might not be able to save one of them. In addition, he has some palet shaped burns on the sides of his head. And let's see what else. His left buttock is filled with buckshot, his teeth are covered in bugs, and last but not least, we're not sure, but we think he might have had an involuntary orgasm. Joy Turner: Oh, my God, that crazy bitch tried to constipate the marriage.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - Early Release Earl: I almost had an idea, but now I lost it! Randy Hickey: That happens to me all the time.
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Midnight Bun Earl Hickey: [looking for escaped prisoner] Okay look, we have 46 hours, Frank couldn't have gotten that far. Where's the ice cream store? Randy Hickey: It's the one next to the train station and that costume store, near the bong shop where they make the fake IDs. We just have to look for a guy who could be dressed as anything and whose anywhere train might go.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Frank's Girl Earl Hickey: [voice-over] A few days later, me and Frank found out we were convict matches for two ladies who wrote to us and were coming to visit. Randy even hooked us up with a conjugal apartment. Randy Hickey: And I'm gonna give you guys twice as much time. But if anyone asks, just remember to say you each had sex with your own girl, then switched. Otherwise, I could get in trouble.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Frank's Girl Randy Hickey: She's here! Billie's here! Earl Hickey: Really? Frank: Thanks, Earl. Hey, I gotta get her some flowers. Do you think anybody would mind if I took some carnations off of Jose's memorial in the yard? Frank: If anyone cared about Jose, he'd still be alive.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Frank's Girl Randy Hickey: Jose's dead? Oh man, I never got to tell him it was me who played that joke on him. I took the Skinheads' radio and I hid it in his bed.
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Frank's Girl Randy Hickey: [looking at a sudoku puzzle] Do you know a three letter word that might have a 6 in it?
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - Creative Writing Randy Hickey: I know what'll cheer you up, Joy! Writing a story. You should do it. Joy Turner: Here's a story: Once upon a time, Randy shut up. The end. It had a slow start but I liked the middle.
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Frank Factor Joy Turner: Why are you touching me? Where's that female guard who looks like the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers? Randy Hickey: She's sick today so they said I get to frisk all the women, 'cause if someone sues, I got the least stuff to lose. [slowly moves on to her chest, then suddenly squeezes her large breasts] Joy Turner: Randy!
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Gangs of Camden County Joy Turner: You don't get sent to prison for slapping a cop. And even if you did, you know what the odds are that you even get sent to the same prison as Earl? Randy Hickey: Seven? Joy Turner: Seven what? Randy Hickey: Seven get sent to prisons. Joy Turner: That doesn't even make sense. Randy Hickey: Twelve?
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Gangs of Camden County Darnell Turner: This job is too dangerous for him. His reaction time is too slow. Watch this. Randy, I'm going to slap you. [slowly moves his hand to Randy's face, then slaps him] Randy Hickey: Ow! Darnell Turner: It's like a snake in winter.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Gangs of Camden County Randy Hickey: I think I'd like to play the race card. How do you play that?
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - The Gangs of Camden County Earl Hickey: Randy, I want you to look at Joy and find one nice thing to say about her. Go on. Randy Hickey: Well, I suppose she does have a nice rack. Joy Turner: [pleased] Was that so hard?
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - My Name Is Inmate 28301-016, Part 1 Joy Turner: [at the Crab Shack] For the love of God, pick something! Randy Hickey: I'm sorry, I usually just order what Earl gets. Darnell Turner: Well Randy, I talked to the prison and they said Earl was having duck a l'orange and caviar pie. I think the guy was being facetious, but we don't have it anyway so it doesn't matter.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Blow Joy Turner: [standing naked in front of Randy] Randy, do you know where babies come from? Randy Hickey: Yeah, the bottom of that fuzzy lightning bolt.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Foreign Exchange Student Darnell Turner: All the wars we've won. Revolutionary, Spanish-American, 1812... Randy Hickey: We won that war 18 to 12? That was a close one.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Foreign Exchange Student Randy Hickey: I can't wait for you to give Willie the mailman your envelope, when he sees he's gotta go all the way to France he's gonna be pissed.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Buried Treasure Randy Hickey: You know the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother, watching cartoons and also likes to touch things with his tongue? Well, that's me. I'm also the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother and watching cartoons... oh wait, I already said that. I also hold the Camden County record for staring at the sun. My name is Randy.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Born a Gamblin' Man Randy Hickey: I also need bubble wrap, she likes the sound it makes when it pops, because it reminds her of her childhood. You know, because of all the shooting.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Robbed a Stoner Blind Randy Hickey: I need real TV! I need real food! Earl Hickey: You have to excuse my brother Randy. When he hasn't had TV or food, he gets this angry, dizzy Hulk thing going. That's the angry part. [Randy faints] And that's the dizzy part.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Robbed a Stoner Blind Randy Hickey: These hippies are crazy, Earl. They don't believe in plastic. That's crazy! I know plastic exists! I've seen it!
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Larceny Of A Kitty Cat Earl Hickey: Randy, I'm not gonna stand here forever just 'cause you're superstitious. Randy Hickey: Why? Every day of my life revolves around you believing in karma. Plus, we always buy the kind of cereal you like.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Sticks & Stones Earl Hickey: These hamburgers are great. William: Thanks. It's Black Angus. Randy Hickey: I don't think I can eat it now that I know the cow's name.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Y2K Randy Hickey: [a chess set] Cool! It's one of them checker sets but for smart people and gays.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Y2K Earl Hickey: Randy, I told you: No robot dogs. We can only afford the things we need to survive. Randy Hickey: But I already filled out the adoption papers.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dad's Car Randy Hickey: So Catalina, what are you doing for your mother for mother's day? Catalina: My mother is dead. Randy Hickey: Oh I'm sorry. Catalina: Eh, its okay. It was either her or me...
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dad's Car Earl: I mean, my life would've been a lot better if I'd had that Mustang. I wouldn't have lost my virginity in a public bus. Randy Hickey: And I wouldn't have had to watch.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dad's Car Joy Turner: I told you I could drive just fine. Randy Hickey: Oh I drove, you were steering with a paper plate in the passenger seat. But you did get a couple of turns right.

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