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Character Bio
Patricia Michelle Weezmer, also known as Patty the Daytime Hooker (Dale Dickey) — A friendly Camden prostitute who also works as a night-time waitress. She got 1500 on her SATs, holds a Masters degree and speaks Bengali. In the episode "Witch Lady", her full name was revealed to be Patricia Weezmer. In the episode "Inside Probe", her middle name was revealed to be Michelle. She had a teenage son who she was putting through hairdressing school ("Earl and Joy's Anniversary").
Every year, Earl booked Patty for Randy's birthday.
Every year, Earl booked Patty for Randy's birthday.
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Patty Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 2: - Monkeys Take a Bath Earl Hickey: Dad said there was one other woman in town that flirted with him. The waitress at the diner. So we headed over to give him one more chance. Carl Hickey: [Getting out of the car] You stay here. I think those other women would have been game if I hadn't had my son with me. I think it creeped them out a little. Earl Hickey: [Narrating] I wan't my dad to feel better but I was hoping he wouldn't find a girl. I was also hoping he didn't get hit again because he was out of socks and I'd been wearing mine for a week. Carl Hickey: [Very excited heads back out to Earl waiting in the car] She's coming out as soon as she freshens up. I told you this was a slamdunk! I'm running across the street for condoms. Earl Hickey: Da-da-da-Dad, Dad wait! We really should talk about this. Ah- I don't know if I'm cool with this actually happening! [Yelling after Carl in the parking lot] Earl Hickey: [Earl his the bell tinkle and turns toward the restaurant] Patty? Patty: Ha-Hey Earl! Earl Hickey: When did you start working here? Patty: Oh. A couple months ago I had to pickup a second job. My hookin' took a bit of a hit when Bush [Then President Bush] monkeyed with the daylight savings schedule. Carl Hickey: [Carl slaps a box of condoms down on the pharmacy counter] [With a cocky jaunt of the head] I'll be needing these for use this evening with a young lady who delivers on the promises she makes with her eyes. Diana: I thought you needed the largest kind we had. [Snarky] Carl Hickey: Just ring it up, pecker-tease... Earl Hickey: [Back to Earl and Patty] Listen I just don't know if sex with a hooker is what my dad'd lookin for. Not that your not great... I've heard wonderful things... Patty: Thanks. Word of mouth is very important in my line of work. It's right up there with eye contact and concealing sores. Carl Hickey: [Carl approaches stage right] Hello! I see you met my son! I just had to run across the street for a few personal items. And a little something for you! [Hands Patty a heart-shaped box of candy] Patty: Thank you! [Patty immediately turns the candy box over] Oh, they have nuts in 'em! Oh, that's sweet but some of my clients have allergies so I need to keep this [Patty circles her mouth with her index finger] a peanut free zone. [Hands nuts back to Carl] Earl Hickey: Dad, Patty's a hooker. Carl Hickey: [In denial] No... no... no... no... No she's not she's a waitress. A waitress who flirts with me. Patty: Daytime hooker, nighttime waitress. Carl Hickey: Dammit! This was not how this was supposed to work! It's not revenge sex if I have to pay for it! Patty: [as Carl and Earl get into the car] If you change your mind sometimes I have coupons in the Penny Saver. It says massage, but... Carl Hickey: I'm not changing my mind! [Slamming car door] |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Our 'Cops' Is On Officer Bobbi Bowman: Are you stuck again Patty? Patty: No. I'm just trying to get my hand cold for a client who's into dead people. |
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