My Gym Partner's a Monkey - Episode Quotes

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	Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Notorious Windsor Gorilla: Ingrid Through The Out Door Bear: Please Adam, come with us for mental help Crockadle: No, I not a nobody but I'm a WEENIE mon!
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - The Hyena and the Mighty; Oh Henry Adam: Jake, did you hear that? Jake: Of course I did. I'm an animal. The amazing thing is that you did. Adam: What do you mean by that? Jake: Well, you humans are constantly being surprised and ambushed by life. Everything startles you 'cause you don't see it coming. Adam: Oh, yeah? Prove it. Jake: Oh, Adam, Adam, Adam. I don't have to prove anythi... Boo! [Adam jumps out of his clothes and into the bushes] Adam: Hand me my clothes, will ya? Jake: No problemo, Adam.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Flesh, Fur, and Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart Winsor: So this is where it all ends? If I had known I was headed for a premature demise, I'd have eaten more butter. Ingrid: I'd have spent more time apologizing for things I didn't do. Slips: I'd have eaten more butter. Winsor: Hey, that was mine. Ingrid: I'm sorry!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Flesh, Fur, and Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart Adam: Hey, I thought car rides made you sick. Jake: Can and did. I used your barf bag when you weren't looking. Adam: That's not a barf bag! That's my lunch! Jake: Really? What are you having? [looks inside] Ew, barf.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Flesh, Fur, and Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart Principal Pixiefrog: [faces a fawn] Aah! It's Beelzebub herself! Run for your lives!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Flesh, Fur, and Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart Adam: Some field trip. Hey, where are we going? Duh, I don't know. Let's drive off a cliff and find out. Animals. Jake: Oho, so that the way it is, eh? Put man out in the wild and his true nature comes out. Well, let me tell you something! [sobbing] That true nature hurts.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Episode 13 Principal Pixiefrog: I'm sure you'll find plenty of canidates, Mr. um... what did you say your name was again? Ididnt: Ididnt. Principal Pixiefrog: You didn't? Ididnt: No, Ididnt. My name is Ididnt Principal Pixiefrog: I'll just call you Larry!
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Leaf of Absence / The Poop Scoop Principal Wolverine: [Repeated line] Do I have to bite you on the buttocks?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Two Tons of Fun / Docu-Trauma Jake: Four more books for my report. Research sure is hard work, but with this many books, I'm a shoo-in for an A-plus-plus-plus. Adam: Then you'd better get cracking. That report isn't going to write itself. Jake: Oh, yeah? How would you know? Come on, report, write yourself. Write yourself. Write yourself! Adam: I recommend actually reading the book. That may help. Jake: Oh, that may help, all right. Help me fall asleep.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Two Tons of Fun / Docu-Trauma Mrs.Tusk: Ooh, looky here! A present. [Opens present] Oh, not again! PU! [Throws away present] Adam: Geez, what did you get her? Mr. Hornbill: Rhino pie. I made it myself.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Two Tons of Fun / Docu-Trauma Mrs.Tusk: My name is *Mrs.* Tusk. Hear me now! Mrs.! Okay? I'm spoken for, ya crazy fool! Mr. Hornbill: If you're married, where's your ring? Mrs.Tusk: What are you, a wisenheimer? There's no place for a ring on these fat, fingerless mitts.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Two Tons of Fun / Docu-Trauma Jake: Well, I learned an important lesson from this whole experience. Adam: What's that? Jake: Whipped cream doesn't make rhino pie taste any better.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Two Tons of Fun / Docu-Trauma Adam: What just happened? Jake: What do you mean? A one-ton rhino just got beaten by an eight-ounce frog. Where were you the last thirty seconds?