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Nick Harper Quotes
|Season 4 / Episode 7: - Blind Justice|
Nick Harper: [positions package on table] OK. All right, Dad. Look.
Ben: Well, Nick, that's, that's so... um, uh, aw! You shouldn't have. That's, that's really...
Nick Harper: It's well wrapped, isn't it?
Ben: Yes. Yes, it's well wrapped. Yes. You didn't have to buy me a good luck present.
Nick Harper: I didn't.
Ben: It's the salt, Nick, it's the salt.
Susan: What's this? English for 'the stupid'?
Ben: Nick's wrapped the salt-celler.
Nick Harper: Trying to be a wrapping artist. Like the great Christo. Y'know, he wraps up huge monuments for art to elicit emotional response.
Ben: Like irritation?
|Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Last Supper|
Nick Harper: I'm having the weirdest dream. Dad's kissing a Beatle.
Janey Harper: Couldn't you just say "Good Morning" like a normal person?
Nick Harper: I think it's Ringo.
Janey Harper: Obviously not.
Nick Harper: Think I'll just get back to bed and wake up.
Janey Harper: Earth to idiot, you're not dreaming.
Nick Harper: Oh right. And if I was awake, would I be able to do this? [jabs fork into arm] [long pause] I'm awake, aren't I.
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