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	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dudes Being Dudes P.J. Franklin: Oh, my god, I gotta get out of here -- they're applauding a PAN! P.J. Franklin: Oh god, there's no liquor in this punch! P.J. Franklin: I've got to start carrying a flask.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dudes Being Dudes P.J. Franklin: Bachelor parties and shower -- turns out they're both sexist rituals. But, the bachelor parties are so much less lame...plus, there's scotch.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Douchebag in the City PJ Franklin: [talking about Brendan] Okay, does anyone know that douchebag who just left? Mike: Not me. I don't hang with douches. Stephanie: What's wrong with him? Kenny: Ever since you gave him that 'Sexiest Bachelor' thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods." Bobby: Yeah, it's annoy.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Douchebag in the City PJ Franklin: It was so weird. All she wanted to do today was "Spa" and "Club." Andy: I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Douchebag in the City Bobby: Hey guys, we were just about to go to the bar and beg for some drinks. you want us to beg ya anything? Debbie: Um, yeah, I'll have a Hip 'n Hop with Grey Goose and Corralejo. Bobby: A wha'? Debbie: Oh, it's like a Cosmo with tequila. Bobby: Hmm, yuck.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Douchebag in the City Mike: [reading his letter] Brendan, you screened my call, douchebag. You're a really big douche! If you were a superhero, you'd be Captain Douchebag. Your superpowers would be screening calls and the ability to wreck any hang, Douche. And then I drew a picture of you as Captain Douchebag. PJ Franklin: Who's he fighting? Mike: That's a giant lizard.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: Something about Brendan's changed. Ever since he was named one of Chicago's sexiest bachelors he's become more... P.J. Franklin: Confident? Kenny Morittori: No... Bobby Newman: Cocky? Kenny Morittori: No... Mike Callahan: Douchy? Kenny Morittori: Yah.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: He's a little douchey. Bobby Newman: You know what? He is. And we avoid those people, we don't go into their bars and they don't come into ours. Andy: I don't know, that sounds kind of douchist. P.J. Franklin: Alright guys, it's not that bad. Let's give him a break. Mike Callahan: Alright, but if he has to hug anything out I'm gonna tell all the kids down at Urban Outfitters how old he is.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ethics PJ Franklin: Dude, I cannot date him, okay, he is a CUB! Alright, that is breaking like a ton of unwritten Journalism rules. Mike: Unwritten rules were meant to be... written! Kenny: And broken. Mike: Written and broken! Thanks Kenny, I got a little lost there.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Ethics Bobby: He just asked me! Mike: Of course he asked you! Look at you, you're adorable. Kenny: With those dimples. Andy: And that cute little grin.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Off Day PJ Franklin: He puts the lotion in the fricking basket!
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Slump Kenny Morittori: I can't wait to have kids. Mike Callahan: Yeah, you see, that requires you having sex
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: Wanna see my baseball card collection? It's in my bedroom.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] I've come to realize that almost everything in dating and relationships has a parallel to sports, especially baseball. Well, that's probably because of what I do - I'm a sportswriter for the Chicago Sun-Times. I cover the Cubs. It's like, for example, your friends are your team.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] Kenny and Mike are like great infielders. They make our team strong up the middle.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Kenny Morittori: Mike always orders from Nunzio's. Mike Callahan: Yeah, because it's good, because we like it and because it never lets us down. Kenny Morittori: You just described Lassie.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike Callahan: Oh, what are the brown things? Kenny Morittori: Mushrooms. Mike Callahan: Why with the mushrooms? What? Kenny Morittori: I'm trying to eat healthier. P.J. Franklin: Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it. Mike Callahan: Oh, I'm going to eat it; just without the fungus on top. P.J. Franklin: What are you doing? Were you born in a barn? Mike Callahan: I don't remember where I was born.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] Like my brother Andy and me. We've been on the same team since I was born. Unfortunately, his wife, Meredith, is a huge drag and keeps him on a short leash, so he's more like a relief pitcher. He can only play a couple of innings.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike Callahan: After the third date, chicks start expecting stuff. P.J. Franklin: Like a fourth date?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: Brendan is like the veteran on the team. We were roommates in college and we've been close ever since. It's like we came up through the minor leagues together.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] There are some parts of the game you have to learn through experience in order to become a more complete player. You see, the difference between love and sports is that sports have very few unwritten rules and so many ones we already know. I mean, can you imagine what it would be like if the foul line were always moving or if sometimes it was two strikes and you were out? If you've ever tried to date someone, you probably can.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [at a bridal shower] We have to go. They're applauding a pan. Stephanie: [excitedly] With a copper core!
	Unknown Episode: Bobby Newman: You're putting me at the bottom of the order over a pen? P.J. Franklin: No, I'm putting you at the bottom of the order because you might suck.
	Unknown Episode: Kenny Morittori: Wine tasting is really just a classy way for people to get day-drunk.
	Unknown Episode: Kenny Morittori: [discussing Brendan's changed attitude] Ever since he got that "Chicago's Sexiest Bachelor" thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods." Bobby Newman: Yeah. It's... annoy.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: Lyssa is a completely different person now. All she wanted to do today is spa and club. Andy Franklin: I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa for a bit.
	Unknown Episode: Stephanie: [about P.J.'s date] My God, I just want to break him in two and suck out the middle! P.J. Franklin: C'mon, Stephanie, put it back in your pants.
	Unknown Episode: Stephanie: [about P.J. dating Bobby's brother] Listen, you have to run it by Bobby. Brothers tend not to like this kind of thing. Unless they do... and that's weird.
	Unknown Episode: Stephanie: The best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.
	Unknown Episode: Mike Callahan: [visiting the Art Institute] Of all the places I want to visit, the Art Institute ranks somewhere between ballet and arena football. P.J. Franklin: Hot women hang out at the Art Institute... Mike Callahan: And the Art Institute is moving up!

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