P.J. Franklin

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Jordana Spiro
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P.J. Franklin Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dudes Being Dudes P.J. Franklin: Oh, my god, I gotta get out of here -- they're applauding a PAN! P.J. Franklin: Oh god, there's no liquor in this punch! P.J. Franklin: I've got to start carrying a flask.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dudes Being Dudes P.J. Franklin: Bachelor parties and shower -- turns out they're both sexist rituals. But, the bachelor parties are so much less lame...plus, there's scotch.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: Something about Brendan's changed. Ever since he was named one of Chicago's sexiest bachelors he's become more... P.J. Franklin: Confident? Kenny Morittori: No... Bobby Newman: Cocky? Kenny Morittori: No... Mike Callahan: Douchy? Kenny Morittori: Yah.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: He's a little douchey. Bobby Newman: You know what? He is. And we avoid those people, we don't go into their bars and they don't come into ours. Andy: I don't know, that sounds kind of douchist. P.J. Franklin: Alright guys, it's not that bad. Let's give him a break. Mike Callahan: Alright, but if he has to hug anything out I'm gonna tell all the kids down at Urban Outfitters how old he is.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: Wanna see my baseball card collection? It's in my bedroom.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] I've come to realize that almost everything in dating and relationships has a parallel to sports, especially baseball. Well, that's probably because of what I do - I'm a sportswriter for the Chicago Sun-Times. I cover the Cubs. It's like, for example, your friends are your team.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] Kenny and Mike are like great infielders. They make our team strong up the middle.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike Callahan: Oh, what are the brown things? Kenny Morittori: Mushrooms. Mike Callahan: Why with the mushrooms? What? Kenny Morittori: I'm trying to eat healthier. P.J. Franklin: Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it. Mike Callahan: Oh, I'm going to eat it; just without the fungus on top. P.J. Franklin: What are you doing? Were you born in a barn? Mike Callahan: I don't remember where I was born.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] Like my brother Andy and me. We've been on the same team since I was born. Unfortunately, his wife, Meredith, is a huge drag and keeps him on a short leash, so he's more like a relief pitcher. He can only play a couple of innings.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike Callahan: After the third date, chicks start expecting stuff. P.J. Franklin: Like a fourth date?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: Brendan is like the veteran on the team. We were roommates in college and we've been close ever since. It's like we came up through the minor leagues together.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot P.J. Franklin: [narrating] There are some parts of the game you have to learn through experience in order to become a more complete player. You see, the difference between love and sports is that sports have very few unwritten rules and so many ones we already know. I mean, can you imagine what it would be like if the foul line were always moving or if sometimes it was two strikes and you were out? If you've ever tried to date someone, you probably can.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [at a bridal shower] We have to go. They're applauding a pan. Stephanie: [excitedly] With a copper core!
	Unknown Episode: Bobby Newman: You're putting me at the bottom of the order over a pen? P.J. Franklin: No, I'm putting you at the bottom of the order because you might suck.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: Lyssa is a completely different person now. All she wanted to do today is spa and club. Andy Franklin: I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa for a bit.
	Unknown Episode: Stephanie: [about P.J.'s date] My God, I just want to break him in two and suck out the middle! P.J. Franklin: C'mon, Stephanie, put it back in your pants.
	Unknown Episode: Mike Callahan: [visiting the Art Institute] Of all the places I want to visit, the Art Institute ranks somewhere between ballet and arena football. P.J. Franklin: Hot women hang out at the Art Institute... Mike Callahan: And the Art Institute is moving up!
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [Andy is moving to the suburbs] We'll never see you again! Andy Franklin: Then remember me how I am now... young and perky.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: What kind of relationship do you have if you can't come clean with the person you're with? Stephanie: A relationship that will last.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [admitting she slept with Bobby] We both agreed it was a stupid mistake. It just happened. I mean, I don't know why. Stephanie: Good God, I have to tell you why you do everything. P.J. Franklin: Finally you understand me!
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [one of the Cubs is attracted to P.J] I cannot date him. He is a Cub! That is breaking, like, a ton of unwritten journalism rules. Mike Callahan: Unwritten rules were meant to be... written. Kenny Morittori: ...then broken. Mike Callahan: Written, then broken. Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost there.

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