Kenny Morittori

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Michael Bunin
Born in Norfolk, Virginia, Michael Bunin spent the majority of his youth in Las Vegas where he attended ...

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Kenny Morittori Quotes

	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: Something about Brendan's changed. Ever since he was named one of Chicago's sexiest bachelors he's become more... P.J. Franklin: Confident? Kenny Morittori: No... Bobby Newman: Cocky? Kenny Morittori: No... Mike Callahan: Douchy? Kenny Morittori: Yah.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Second Chances Kenny Morittori: He's a little douchey. Bobby Newman: You know what? He is. And we avoid those people, we don't go into their bars and they don't come into ours. Andy: I don't know, that sounds kind of douchist. P.J. Franklin: Alright guys, it's not that bad. Let's give him a break. Mike Callahan: Alright, but if he has to hug anything out I'm gonna tell all the kids down at Urban Outfitters how old he is.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - The Slump Kenny Morittori: I can't wait to have kids. Mike Callahan: Yeah, you see, that requires you having sex
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Kenny Morittori: Mike always orders from Nunzio's. Mike Callahan: Yeah, because it's good, because we like it and because it never lets us down. Kenny Morittori: You just described Lassie.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Mike Callahan: Oh, what are the brown things? Kenny Morittori: Mushrooms. Mike Callahan: Why with the mushrooms? What? Kenny Morittori: I'm trying to eat healthier. P.J. Franklin: Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it. Mike Callahan: Oh, I'm going to eat it; just without the fungus on top. P.J. Franklin: What are you doing? Were you born in a barn? Mike Callahan: I don't remember where I was born.
	Unknown Episode: Kenny Morittori: Wine tasting is really just a classy way for people to get day-drunk.
	Unknown Episode: Kenny Morittori: [discussing Brendan's changed attitude] Ever since he got that "Chicago's Sexiest Bachelor" thing, he's been shortening his words. "Waffs" and "Vods." Bobby Newman: Yeah. It's... annoy.
	Unknown Episode: P.J. Franklin: [one of the Cubs is attracted to P.J] I cannot date him. He is a Cub! That is breaking, like, a ton of unwritten journalism rules. Mike Callahan: Unwritten rules were meant to be... written. Kenny Morittori: ...then broken. Mike Callahan: Written, then broken. Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost there.
	Unknown Episode: Mike Callahan: [P.J. is mad because the guys think she got promoted based on her looks] P.J., you're hot and you know sports. It's a novelty. Brendan Dorff: Hot chicks make everything better. Hot chicks and football - -cheerleaders. Mike Callahan: Hot chicks and politics - Sarah Palin. Kenny Morittori: You still think she's hot? Mike Callahan: Dude, it's the glasses. I have a thing for smart chicks. Kenny Morittori: You still think she's smart?
	Unknown Episode: Mike Callahan: [Kenny is constantly updating his Facebook status] Kenny, I didn't need a status update before you went to the bathroom, and I certainly don't need one telling me how it went. Kenny Morittori: My life is an open book. Brendan Dorff: Close it.
	Unknown Episode: Kenny Morittori: [about Bobby's ex-girlfriend] She'd be a fool not to want you. You're looking good these days. And I'm saying that as a man AND a friend. Andy Franklin: And a weirdo.

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