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 | Season 4 / Episode 26: - Birth 101 Murphy: Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow. |
| Season 4 / Episode 26: - Birth 101 Murphy: [in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it! Corky: Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full. Murphy: Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now! Jim: [looking at the monitor] She's going to blow! |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: I have breasts for the first time and the only man in my life doesn't know what to do with them! |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a few minutes. |
| Unknown Episode: Jim: Perhaps you need to be clearer. Murphy: Clearer? Jim, the other day I rolled up my car window while she was still talking to me! I drove away and she actually ran alongside the car until she was able to pull her hair free at the onramp! I'm telling you, the woman cannot take a hint! |
| Unknown Episode: Kay: Oh, good morning, my little worker ants! That's just a figure of speech; I would NEVER compare you to insects. At least not after that sensitivity training seminar those maggots at the network forced me to attend! |
| Unknown Episode: Kay: I've talked to the network and they agree that given the quality of your work lately, they have no choice but to give all of you five days at a beautiful Mexican resort totally at their expense. See what I did there? You thought I was going to do something evil but I went a different way! |
| Unknown Episode: Kay: Corky, are you in there? Murphy: Are you alone? Kay: Yes, I am... for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me! |
| Unknown Episode: Jim: I can't hear you. My flesh is being consumed by acid. |
| Unknown Episode: Jim: Murphy, do you need any money? Murphy: Jim, I make as much as you do. Jim: Good God Miles, is that true? |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: I can understand your way of thinking. You had a chance, and you caught it. But if you do any of this again I will kill you. Corky: Okaay. Murphy: No. Understand. I know people. It would happen. It could be water, cement, painfull or not; it's pretty much my choice! |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"! |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: Stop looking at me like that! Miles Silverberg: Like what? Murphy: Like Bambi caught in my headlights! |
| Unknown Episode: Corky: [sobbing] I haven't experienced life! Murphy: I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated. |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: Men are like soap bars - one is great, two make you throw up. |
| Unknown Episode: Stan Lansing: Though I am a sucker for that rascal's nimble wordplay, it's not Dick who has millions of housewives glued to their sets. Dick is a punster. Punsters you can replace with a relative. It's Dottie, Murphy. Dottie is the show. Murphy: Ah-ha. So what you're saying is, that you're willing to be Dickless, but you refuse to be Dotless. |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: [hears helicopters at Corky's wedding] Helicopter. [runs outside. Screams at the Copters] Get out of here, you vultures! You're not getting one lousy picture. I've got a *bazooka*! And I'm not afraid to use it! Corky: Murphy, get in here! |
| Unknown Episode: Murphy: [talking to Stuart Best] There was no chemistry, there was no old gang! And if there was, you weren't apart of it. You drove us nuts! Taking off your shoes, humming while you ate, and there's no such word as alls, it's all. It's all I know! It wasn't the network, it was us! We wanted you fired! My names Murph-Y! Get off the stage. |
| Unknown Episode: Corky: [panicking over her upcoming wedding] Murphy, I'm still a virgin. [sobs, and hugs Murphy who smirks] Murphy: Frank owes me $20. |
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