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 | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Michelle Pfeiffer Muppet Elvis 1: [declaration of Independence spoof] Hey, there, George Washington. Muppet Elvis 2: What's up there, Thomas Jefferson? Muppet Elvis 1: Got anymore of that cherry pie left? Muppet Elvis 2: I cannot tell a lie. I ate the whole thang. Muppet Elvis 1: Whoooooa. Mercy. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Michelle Pfeiffer The Great Gonzo: Here on Monday we have "Murphy Prawn" and "The Single Duck in the City with his Apartment Full of Friends." And for this evening's show right now we have "TBA" followed by the "X-Flies"... Kermit the Frog: Excuse me Gonzo, but "TBA" means to be announced which means we don't have a show for tonight! |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Michelle Pfeiffer Kermit the Frog: So, who want's to volunteer to host this new show? |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - Michelle Pfeiffer Clifford: I've always wanted to have my own show. Man, this is great! So when does it start? Kermit the Frog: In about thirty seconds. |
| Unknown Episode: Kermit the Frog: Clifford, that's the supply cabinet! Clifford: I know that, it's a nice supply cabinet too. Nice and quiet. Let's cue the announcer shall we. Kermit the Frog: Cue the announcer. Nigel: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go! Announcer: And now it's time for "Muppets Tonight" and here's the host of our show - Clifford! Rizzo the rat: You're on, Clifford! |
| Unknown Episode: Clifford: I'm Clifford, your homey made of foamey! |
| Unknown Episode: The Great Gonzo: Clifford, your problems are solved, I've got an act thats gonna knock your socks off! Clifford: Well, put them on, man. The Great Gonzo: Your socks? Clifford: No, the act! |
| Unknown Episode: Clifford: The only thing that's gonna save us now, Rizzo, is if a world famous superstar walks through that door... Rizzo the rat: Or that door. |
| Unknown Episode: Clifford: Man, you cats are stupid! Randy Pig: Oh, well, you are the stupid one because we are not even cats. Andy Pig: Yes we're... dogs. Randy Pig: Look a fire hydrant! |
| Unknown Episode: Waldorf: Nurse, there's something wrong with this TV. Statler: What's that? Waldorf: It's on! |
| Unknown Episode: Polly: I hear you've been having some problems. Clueless: It's my wife's sister. She's eating me out of house and home. Polly: Ate all the groceries, huh? Clueless: No, she ate my house which of course is my home! |
| Unknown Episode: John Goodman: I think the igpays are a little upidstay. Andy Pig: He speaks the ancient tongue! Andy Pig, Randy Pig: Ereway otnay orthyway! Ereway otnay orthyway! |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: [Pierce Brosnan and Kermit the Frog are in Bunsen's lab, Pierce Brosnan is cleaning his ear with a cotton swab] Now, where did I put my Super Ray of Death Cotton Swab? Kermit the Frog: Say, what? Bobo the Bear: [a red ray comes out of his opposite ear and blows a hole in the wall, seen through the hole, Bobo the Bear is taking a bath] Hey! This is the reason I moved out of the Y! |
| Unknown Episode: Studio manager: I thought he was going to sing a country song. Rizzo the rat: Yeah, but he didn't say which country. |
| Unknown Episode: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: [driving a speedboat] Look, no hands! [takes off his glasses and tosses them] No eyes! |
| Unknown Episode: Andy Pig: Cindy, if you're a supermodel, what are your super powers? Cindy Crawford: Well? I can do this. [Lasers come from her eyes and Andy flashes and gets vaporized] Randy Pig: Cool! oh Cindy! Cindy! Do me! Do me! Please Cindy! |
| Unknown Episode: Dennis Quaid: [in Dragonheart spoof] Froggo, your reign of terror is over! I, Circumference of the Circle shall fight you to the death! Kermit the Frog: [offscreen] Oh, get over thyself! Dennis Quaid: [surprised] Hey, you don't sound like Sean Connery! Kermit the Frog: Yeah, well, you don't sound like Jerry Lee Lewis! Dennis Quaid: Ooooh, getting personal! Stand back, everyone! |
| Unknown Episode: Carl: [eating Bunsen's experimental Nice/Evil Biscotti/Chimichengas] I like this biscotti. [eats a chimichenga] But I hate this chimichangas! [eats a biscotti] And I love this biscotti. [eats a chimichenga] And I hate these chimichengas! [eats a nearby lamp] I love this lamp. [eats an alarm clock] Oh, I hate this alarm clock! [the clock he just ate rings and he vibrates for a second] Thank you! [bows] |
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