Muppet Babies Quotes

Muppet Babies

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	Season 7 / Episode 2: - Buckskin Babies Fozzie: There once was an Indian named Ha-Ha/ Who planned to wed Kermawatha/ She got presents galore/ So I gave her one more [hands a present to Piggy and Piggy opens it to find a rubber chicken inside] A chicken that goes, "bawka, bawka!"
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Scooter By Any Other Name Scooter: [Scooter as Super Scooter has just punched holes in the computer drawing in the comic book] That's it no more comics, no more stupid outfits, no more scooper suiter, pooper scooper or Super Scooter I quit. [Walks off]
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Is There a Muppet in the House? Fozzie: [Rowlf's missing] Maybe he's under here. [goes under the blanket] Hey Rowlf! Piggy: And Kermie's gone too... Fozzie: [surfacing] Piggy. [Piggy screams] Maybe one of those ghosts Rowlf was talking about came and took him away. Piggy: Don't be ridiculous.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Is There a Muppet in the House? Skeeter: Maybe we went too far and we're in the 6th dimension. Gonzo: Naah, the 6th dimension has marshmallow floors and purple swing sets. Skeeter: Oh yeah... huh?
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Is There a Muppet in the House? Scooter: What's going on? Skeeter: Oh we're just being held prisoner by this mean looking guy with scary eyes.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Is There a Muppet in the House? Fozzie: Oh no, it's the great vanil- I mean camil- I mean... Animal: [jumping out] Lamina! Lamina! All: Animal? Man: Yes! Lamina spelled backwards is Animal.
	Season 5 / Episode 4: - Is There a Muppet in the House? Kermit: YIIIIPE! My imagination sure is scary today!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Great Muppet Cartoon Show Gonzo: [after Miss Piggy turns him into a clay figure of himself] Pigs - you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. [faints]
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Great Muppet Cartoon Show Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing] We love cartoons; we love all the action/ We love cartoons, how they dance and sing/ We love cartoons, they're the main attraction/ Cartoon heroooes can do anything!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Great Muppet Cartoon Show Fozzie: Something tells me I ought to give up comedy and go into the tomato sauce business.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Snow White and the Seven Muppets Fozzie: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the funniest bear of all? Mirror: Fozzie Bear, I never lie. When you tell jokes, I wanna cry! [throws a tomato at Fozzie]
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Raiders of the Lost Muppet Rowlf: Wow, things aren't gonna be the same around here without the little guy to mess things up. Fozzie: Yeah, he used to laugh at my jokes. Rowlf: Well, nobody's perfect.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Noisy Neighbors Newsanchor: This is Clyde Crumpet with the morning news yesterday's South American Earthqauke... Animal: [shouts] Earthquake Earthquake [the other Muppets start feeling the effect of the earthquake] Kermit: Gonzo the channel change the channel. Animal: Earthquake Earthquake [laughs and Gonzo then changes the channel]
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Noisy Neighbors Gonzo: [Turns the channel on the tv to a superhero show] Oh boy this is my favorite. Female Citizen#1: Look up in the clouds. Female Citizen#2: It's a duck... Male Citizen: It's a blimp... Gonzo: [Puts on a rug as a cape] No it's Super Gonzo! [Goes into television set] Kermit: Gonzo? Piggy: Gonzo come back. Animal: Super Gonzo?
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Noisy Neighbors Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I? Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom. Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for... [Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Noisy Neighbors Gonzo: This is a job for... [Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! [Tries to get out of the telephone booth but he can't] Male citizen: Look up there Female citizen#1: It's a plane Female citizen#2: No it's a chicken Male citizen: Nah it's just a telephone booth. [Super Gonzo is seen flying in the air in the telephone booth]
	Unknown Episode: Kermit: Sheesh.
	Unknown Episode: Beaker: Meep, meep meep meep. Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode.
	Unknown Episode: Fozzie: This looks like a joke I once told. Rowlf: You can't see a joke, Fozzie. Fozzie: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.
	Unknown Episode: Gonzo: We love working in salt mines, right guys? All: Gonzo. Fozzie: Yeah we don't even mind pepper. All: Fozzie.
	Unknown Episode: Kermit: That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Fozzie: Gee, a story about an under water bowling team?
	Unknown Episode: Gonzo: Maybe my brain isn't working right. Rowlf: Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo. Gonzo: Oh yeah, I forgot.
	Unknown Episode: Kermit: Hey, did you guys see what I heard?
	Unknown Episode: Miles: We gotta take five. Fozzie: Five? Why can't we all go?
	Unknown Episode: Fozzie: [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers. Piggy: You can say that again. Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro... Piggy: Don't push it, Fozzie.
	Unknown Episode: Animal: Go bye bye.
	Unknown Episode: Kermit: They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know.
	Unknown Episode: Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have? Fozzie: He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
	Unknown Episode: Piggy: If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall. Fozzie: Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
	Unknown Episode: Fozzie: What's the difference between an orange? Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Fozzie: It is finished. That's the joke.

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