Mortal Kombat: Conquest - Episode Quotes

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	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Noob Saibot Kung Lao: Come on, Siro. Anybody would've had trouble out there today. Siro: Anybody? Kung Lao: Like you mean me? Siro: Oh, you heard them. "Mortal Kombat" champion. Kung Lao: Believe me, I've lost plenty of fights when I was training. Siro: What happened to me, it wasn't training. Kung Lao: Maybe trainings the problem. If you don't want to lose any more fights, why do you work harder? Siro: You watch it, Kung Lao. I haven't been exactly sitting on my ass all these years. Kung Lao: You work hard. Maybe you just need a little more focus, concentration. Fighting is as much thinking as it is doing. Siro: All your focus and concentration didn't help save, Chen. Did it?
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Noob Saibot Taja: I heard the fight. Why the hell didn't you call for me? God, Siro, are you ever going to learn? Come on. Let's go. Who know what else is down here. Siro: Do you feel anything? Taja: Yeah. Fear, panic, lonely. Siro: No. I mean in your body. Taja: What? Siro: *You're* the one who killed the two warriors. Did her powers go into you? Are you're stronger like Kiri said? Taja: Of course not. It was all a crock. Siro: Those were for real. Are you sure you don't feel anything? Taja: Yeah, I feel weak-kneed from being scared out of my mind. Now, come on. Let's go.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Noob Saibot Noob Saibot: The time and place of your death will be of my choosing. But know this... You will die!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Noob Saibot Noob Saibot: Kung Lao! Kung Lao: Who are you? Noob Saibot: Your executioner!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Cold Reality Taja: [tosses Siro food] Here. That wiped us out, you know. Siro: Like you wiped out the monks? Taja: I took some food to nourish us on the trip, okay? Siro: Yeah, right. [Kung Lao walks by] Do you believe this? She stole food from the monks. Taja: Well, you're eating it, aren't you? Kung Lao: It's alright. The monks are generous. They would have wanted us to have it anyway. [leaves] Siro: [to Taja] Asking the monks would have been nice. Taja: Not cramming every scrap into your mouth would have been nice.
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Cold Reality Taja: [walks into trading post and finds a mess] What a mess. Thieves. I've had a home for one day and already someone has broken in...
	Unknown Episode: Kung Lao: What would you do? Raiden: I'd beat the hell out of them. But I'm a god, I do that kind of thing.
	Unknown Episode: Taja: So how was your friend's wedding? Siro: Best funeral I ever went to.
	Unknown Episode: Siro: The baron could use some new kitchen help Taja: I'd rather die. Siro: And you will if you can't cook.
	Unknown Episode: Siro: Sub-Zero? Kung Lao: Gone. The two you chased? Siro: Two less Lin Kuei to worry about. Raiden: [appears out of thin air] There'll be plenty more where they came from. Taja: Yeah, and I'd like to see them all dead.
	Unknown Episode: Siro: This is the old hag in the forest? Kung Lao: Yeah.