Mork & Mindy Quotes

Mork & Mindy

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	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Mork in Never Never Land Mork: Well, where I come from everybody believes in you. Peter Pan: Oh, well, where's that? Mork: I come from a place far, far away where the plants are as intelligent as the people. And the sky is yellow and brown. Peter Pan: Pittsburgh?
	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Jeanie Loves Mork Orson: What about your friend? Mork: Eh, she spent a lot of time feeling lonely, but then she realized her best chance of going out was to be more outgoing. Orson: That reminds me of an old Orkan saying... Mork: Me, too, sir. "If one stays too long in his shell, he'll wind up nuts." On that same note, sir, nanu.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - It's a Wonderful Mork Mork: Thank you, Mindala. And now... a man who is said to have the warmth of a snow pea... Mr. Bickley. Mr. Bickley, if you would, mumble, mumble, mumble... Franklin Delano Bickley: With heavy heart, and mournful eyes, and tears that softly flow, we say our final sad goodbyes... to a fuzzy Escargot... Hogslop!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Policeman: What is this, a fraternity prank? Mork: No, I'm just weird.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Don't you think you should change your clothes first? Mork: Oh you're right, it's tough to be macho in a plastic green dress.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Come on, Bickley, open the door! Mork: Yoo hoo! Sticky fingers!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mindy McConnell: Mork, it can be against the law to go in somebody's apartment when they're not home, even if the door's not locked. Mork: Oh can you honestly say that since Watergate? Come on.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Franklin Delano Bickley: [finding Mork's age machine] What's this, some electronic noise maker? Mork: No, it's a sign language radio for deaf people. [sign language while singing] I'll love you more than you'll ever know. Franklin Delano Bickley: [about the noise] Keep it down! Mork: [lowers his hand and continues] I'll love you more than you'll ever know.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Franklin Delano Bickley: Who keeps sucking ice cubes and spitting them back into an empty cup? Julius: Oh, sorry! Franklin Delano Bickley: [to Mindy] And quit putting ice cubes in the drinks. Do you know what it's like to have 13 people above you all tinkling at the same time? Julius: Oh, sorry!
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mork: What's a kleptomaniac? Mindy McConnell: Well a kleptomaniac is somebody who steals compulsively. Mork: Oh, like politicians.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Mork: He stole your necklace, he stole your ribs, he's obviously not kosher.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Policeman: Found him going back and forth on the highway. Mindy McConnell: Mork, why were you crossing the road? Mork: I think I was evolving a joke. Kept having an urge to get to the other side.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Mork's Night Out Franklin Delano Bickley: [to his dog] You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say. Mork: You're a thief, pop! Franklin Delano Bickley: Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out! Mindy McConnell: [coming out from behind his couch] Hi, Mister Bickley. Mork: [hands up] No shoot, GI, no shoot.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: Nanu-Nanu!
	Unknown Episode: Mork: Shazbut
	Unknown Episode: Mork: K.O.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here [mimes football huddle] Right! [leaps back over to Mindy] Mindy McConnell: Well? Mork: I've got mixed emotions.
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it. [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap] What's this piece of paper? Mork: Must be a footnote.
	Unknown Episode: Customer: [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest? Mork: Eat your car keys.
	Unknown Episode: Eugene: [Seeing Holly for the first time] She sure is a doll. Mork: An android maybe, but not a doll. Eugene: No, that's not what I meant. A cute chick, a fox. Real hot stuff. Mork: Ohh, a fox. [makes noise like barking hound]
	Unknown Episode: Holly: [Mork places his hand on Holly's forehead] Why are you doing that? Mork: Well, Eugene said you were hot stuff, you're actually only 98.4.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
	Unknown Episode: Mork: [Eugene has just said that he needs to tell him something important] Well, come on, I'm waiting here with a worm on my tongue. Eugene: Huh? Mork: Baited breath.
	Unknown Episode: Politician: You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens. Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this. [Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket] And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit. Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too? Mindy McConnell: Boots and all! Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you. [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots]
	Unknown Episode: Mindy McConnell: [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha… R R R!... R R Rrrr.
	Unknown Episode: Miss Geezba: Stand up straight, Mork. Mork: Ma'am. Miss Geezba: And don't forget that book report. Mork: Yeah.. yes, ma'am. I'm doing it on the wit and wisdom of Richard Nixon. It'll be a one-page essay.
	Unknown Episode: Exidor: [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't." Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh... Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late. Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic. Exidor: Madam, you flatter me.
	Unknown Episode: Mork: [excited] Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker. [runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper] Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: [reading the sticker] "Aliens make better lovers". Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky".

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